me: hello
unknown number: uhm
unknown number: do i know you?
me: um i just wanted to say
me: i'm your boyfriend and ily
me: you will literally never see me ever again after doing something as embarrassing as this
me: i'm gonna ghost you forever now
unknown number: wait no please be my fwen 🥺
unknown number: wAITTTT
me: what
unknown number: at least tell me your name
me: no
me: i literally don't even know who u r and our conversation was supposed to end a few texts ago
unknown number: well,, since you're so salty i'm gonna go first. my name is bokuto koutarou and i play volleyball hoot hoot <3
me: wtf was that
unknown number: wtf was what
me: "hoot hoot"
unknown number: um basically i'm a whore for owls cos i got my hair styled like them and i've learnt to channel my human spirit into an owl's whenever i want to
me: that sounds so lame deadass
unknown number: MEAN
unknown number: soooo,, name? 😚
me: no
unknown number: hmm what about your instagram @? 😍😍
unknown number: or like your love for me?
me: suddenly i'm jared 19
unknown number: CAN U NOT SJBSAJZBAJSB
me: i guess this is a farewell
me: so long my friend
unknown number: OMG IM WERE FRIENDS??
me: um
me: chile,, anyways so
me: bye 😌
YOU ARE READING
truth or dare? | bokuaka
Romanceme: you're getting on my nerves istg unknown number: aren't nerves in your brains unknown number: so how am i on your nerves me: oh asahi please grant me the patience to deal with this person
