King x Elizabeth

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Author: This was requested by RandomWeeb4 and midnight_flxwers

King: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I do NOT think of the princess in that light

Elizabeth: Neither do I, sorry Colonel Author

Author: Why do the ships I like never come to pass? Whatever, I like Helbram and King better

Diane: Skip. Skip, skip, skip

Meliodas: Definitely skipping

Ban: ship

Author: I make Ban ship so much, that my phone autocorrects Ban: to Ban: ship and if that's not concerning i dont know what is

Merlin: Ship. This could be helpful for my research

Escanor: I'll have to disagree, skip

Hawk: Skip. I think Elizabeth deserves someone more like me

Meliodas: Do you like the princess, Hawk?

Hawk: What?! No! I just think that none of you bastards deserve her

Author: Orange you proud of me? I've gotten three ships out and hopefully more to go hehe

Meliodas: I guess you're right. Hawk, you've just been pig zoned. Now, what sounds better? Bacon or roasted whole pig like on HxH?

Hawk: Elizabeth! Hes trying to roast my rump!

Elizabeth: Now, now. I'm sure Sir Meliodas didn't mean that, right?

Meliodas: Of course not

Elizabeth: See? Nothing to be afraid of Hawk

Hawk: Okay, thanks Elizab-

Meliodas: I think some pork pie would be better

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