Tip 1:
Chocolate first fight later.
Tip 2:
Don't! get your sword out while meeting other demigods
( It gets wierd when your sword turns out to be a girl)
Tip 3:
DELETE EVERY SINGLE SONG OUT YOUR SWORD!
(Find out the delete button yourself)
Tip 4:
Make sure the God of Bars is not your enemy or you wont get any bars.
( and put Duct tape on his face when he is about to say
"THOU SHALT HAVE NO BARS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" )
Tip 5:
Keep Bananahz in your pockets
(Just in case Alex turns into a gorilla)
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Magnus chase jokes
Humorcrazy magnus chase jokes to be read only when you finished the whole book series. enjoy!
