Why I hate brothers

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"Wake up... wake up... WAKE UP!" shouted my brother.
"Christian if you don't shut the fuck up I will throw you down the stairs" I said into my pillow.
"Well hello mister sassy pants!" he said
"That's it!" I stood up and ran after Christian in my shorts until i reached the kitchen and saw his girlfriend looking at us in disgust.
"I will get you later" I said pointing to him and staring an then I turned to Julie.
"Sorry Jules your boyfriend is just an asshole sometimes"
"Don't I know it" she said laughing.
"Hey" Christian squealed.
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I sat on my bed after my shower wearing an Imagine Dragons shirt and skinny jeans with my black and white high tops.
"Christian hurry up I need to get to work" I shouted
"Ok wait 10 minutes I need to fix my hair" he shouted back.
I groaned and picked up my phone to find a text from my girlfriend Tracy...
Tracy- Hey asshole we are OVER!
Jason- Why?
Tracy- your a dick thats why.
Jason- what did i do?
Tracy- you two-timed me with some bitch
Jason- hey listen I was at a party granted you were not there but I was talking to some friends and they had to leave and they left the girl behind, ok, she was drunk so I took her home to my house and she puked all over her clothes I had to give her something so i give her that bath robe and i woke up in the morning like always in my shorts and went down stairs and she was sitting there with the robe on and i was standing shirtless, I understand your confusion when you skipped into my house and saw that there was no reason to go aggressive on me and her and just storm out.
Tracy- I don't care leave me alone and never talk to me again.
"Ready to go?" says Christian
"Yeah sure"
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I ran up to my office hoping the boss wouldn't notice I'm late again...
"Mr Jason Kramer your late again" he said my boss was in my swivel chair in my office.
"Sir I'm sorry I have to get a ride with my brother and I can't get in time" I splutter out.
"I understand"
"You do?"
"Yes an that is why you have to meet Tony Memphis...
"Who is he?" I say looking at Tony.
"He is your replacement Mr Kramer now please get out now before I get Tony here to throw you out.
I pull out my phone to ring my brother...
"Hello? Jason shouldn't you be at work like I'm meant to leave for training" he said confused
"Look Christian sorry for being an ass earlier but I need a favour first blow off training I need you at work I will talk to you then." I replied
"Ok sure I'm coming now" he said cutting the call. Thats the thing me and my brother can be horrible to each other but we are always here for each other. Just as I was walking down the steps towards where I could meet Christian I stumbled on my own feet and my phone crashed to the ground shattering into pieces,
"Can shit get any better today?" I asked my self as my bother pulled up.

* hey guys its me Samuel and i just wanna say to everyone who is a fan of my books thank you so much because I change my mind so much about my books so ive decided to leave it to you guys I will do this book along with either
Season 2 of: Goal for the Gunners called Score or will I continue with un-marked its up to you guys please comment. -HERE- which one you want remember i will continue this boom with both of them. peace out gooners have a wonderful day and please rate comment suggestions and share with your friends also i will be doing odd chapter with questions for you guys so be ready for it! Bye bye*

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