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37 || don't fuck with a malfoy

daphnenotblake & malfboy

daphnenotblake hey draco, i know it's super late but can you meet me down in the common room? it's pretty important...

malfboy sure, i can't sleep anyways

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*next morning*

malfboy & itsmillicent

malfboy you psycho bitch! did you really think that you could get away with purposely trying to destroy my relationship with my boyfriend? this is a new low for you, bulstrode

itsmillicent what?!

malfboy save the explanations for someone else, daphne already told me everything. she also told me that you were planning on having her tell harry i kissed you last night, even though i'd never get anywhere near your lips

itsmillicent draco i'm so sorry i let the jealousy get the better of me...

malfboy quit the good girl act, bulstrode. oh, and before you even think about going after daphne for telling me, just know that if you try to harm her in any way, i will tell the whole school what you did

malfboy never mess with me, my friends, or my boyfriend again.

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malfboy added vinxcent & gregoyle

malfboy named the chat "two faced bitches"

malfboy you two are the worst... if it wasn't enough to constantly be homophobic to me for dating a boy, you just had to plot against us too... consider whatever is left of our friendship ended.

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hogwhores (the gc for the squad, which is draco, pansy, blaise, theo, neville, ginny, luna, hermione, ron, and harry)

malfboy hey guys can you guys meet for butter beer today? i have to tell you guys something...

bisexualbooks sure, ginny and i were just finishing studying, we'll be out shorty

ronbledore same with harry and i

totallynottheo nev and i will be there in a minute

lovesgood pansy, blaise and i will be out shortly

malfboy great, i'll explain everything when you guys get here