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[ Bread Bank - Joke Chapter ]

[curse words 🤡]

Y/N and Fandroid: <walk in>

Tendaru: Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck, bread on the flo'. T o a s t e d, R o a s t e d-

Fandroid: bro, shut the fuck up-

Tendaru: <shooketh in lesbian robot>

Y/N: Listen, I just need a baguette and a brioche.

Tendaru: We dont got either of those. You can get the gluten free white bread, or the potato bread-

Fandroid: <rudely interupts> What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out-

Tendaru: Its gluten free,,

Fandroid: I dont care if its free

Tendaru: swear on your fucking one-legged wheel if we gon' fight, we gon' fight.

Fandroid: what, you tryna be on world star?

Tendaru: what  you gon' record it?

Fandroid: yeah, i got my dollar store camera, on

Creator: what the fuck is the situaaaaatiooonn

Fandroid: what the fuck do you want

Creator: im the mothofucking manager.

Fandroid: at the bread store?

Creator: 🅱️𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗

Fandroid: tell her, <points at Tendaru> to take the mothofucking gluten.
Fandroid: 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 🅱️𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱.

Creator: imma need you to shut that bullshit up, chief. we dont take 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 out the bread.

Fandroid: why put it in, in the first place?
Fandroid: 𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗰𝗸

Tendaru: we got crackers. no gluten

Fandroid: 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀

Tendaru: iTs gluTEn fReE!
Creator: (smh) You want the gluten or nah

Fandroid: hELl nO
Fandroid: you better take the gluten out that dang shit

Tendaru: <done with Fandroid's bullshit> Look, We got Whole Wheat=Gluten Free. Texas Toast=Gluten Free.

Creator: <spits at him mid-sentence> TOR!TIA!

Fandroid: <holding (Y/N) cause they tired> Fuck all that. what bitchass country are yall from where they got this bullshit at.

Creator: 'Florida'.

Fandroid: I knew it. <Sets (Y/N) on a nearby chair>

Creator: Look, you can either take this yeast-
Tendaru: <cuts off Creator> Or im calling the police.

Fandroid: Im going weast.

Creator: <whispers to Tendaru> no dont call the police i got a warrent-

Fandroid: Honestly, fuck yall. I aint never seen anybody act like this over no bread.

Tendaru: <being held back by Creator> What the fuck are you saying?

Fandroid: All im saying is fuck y'all's bread. fUCK the gluten, and 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀.

Creator: The crackers dont have gluten.

(Y/N): Oh, ill take those.

Tendaru: Alright, that'll be 15 ye-

Fandroid: no, i aint paying that shit. <Pushes (Y/N) out the Bread Store and follows along>.

<A/N: Hey, I was wondering, should i do more of these? If so, go ahead and request! Either it be a full joke chapter or just some vines. Have a good day>