Peter Lokison

How to wake up a Stark

Do you like the shirt I got? Incase you can't tell I play bassoon. What do you all play?

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I have no reason for typing that I just really wanted to.

Sorry it's been a while. Writers block a bish sometimes you know?

This chapter is dedicated to Marvelgirl4life because all I did was complement their amazing pfp, and I got a follow, a vote for pretty much every chapter so far (including all the A/Ns, sorry about that by the way), and they commented! I love it when you guys comment. It just makes my day.

So here ye go fanpeeps!

Asgaurding ASL

I woke up to the sound of trumpets. But not just any trumpet song, no. This was a full band, of just trumpets, playing Baby Shark through FRIDAY.

"Firwat huet de Mister Stark dës Kéier gemaach ?!" (Why did Mister Stark do this to me?!) I yelled in Luxembourgish. Sence no one was in my room at 8 am, I felt no need to stay quiet. I'm also on a floor with only Dad so I really don't need to worry.

I have already bribed FRIDAY with setting her up on a date with KAREN, so that she wouldn't tell anyone my secret.

I ship FRIREN so much that I'd be willing to do almost anything to get them together. I even programed KAREN to say pick-up lines to FRIDAY whenever someone's stress level is high. So every once in a while on the working floors, you just hear KAREN making horrible pick-up to FRIDAY. Everyone in the tower is used to it by now and-

I was cut off from my inner monologue by the sound of someone knocking on the door. "Padma! It's time to get ready for the trip to Sundollar!" Dad said through the door. I chuckled (In Spanish of course) "It's Starbucks Dad! For the last time! And I'm almost ready!" That last part was not entirely true, but it worked.

After getting dressed, I went down to the living room on the 80th floor. Dad and my floor is the 82. I noticed that everyone was already there except for Mr. Stark. "About time!" Uncle Sam complained teasingly, "We we're about to leave without you!" "Sorry guys," I signed, "I'm behind on laundry." This of course isn't true in the slightest, but it's a running joke with everyone. Whenever we are late for something, just blame it on the laundry.

Oh look, they're leaving. Oops, I guess I missed that....

I hurried into the massive elevator and we went down stairs. When we got to the garage, we decided to ride in one of Mr. Stark's fancy cars. Because why not. Once we all piled in, we drove to Starbucks. It was a pretty uneventful drive, mostly because everyone was still to tired to function like normal people. Except for Uncle Stucky, (That's what we call them) they were wide awake and talking about the weather.

When we finally got to Starbucks, we all got our normal orders. The employees at this Starbucks know exactly what each of us like in our coffee. They think that I'm Mr. Stark's personal Intern.

When we got back to the tower we activated plan WUSS (Wake Up Sleepy Stark)

(I got this idea from my friend, so if it looks like I'm high, blame her.)

We walked into the elevator. "Friday, activate plan WUSS." Uncle Clint spoke, "I'm so glad we finally get to use this."

We all nod in agreement, and the elevator doors open. We walk into Mr. Stark's room and made a circle. Mr. Stark is in the center of the circle, still 100% asleep. "Pietro, get the lettuce." Auntie Tasha says with a smirk on her face.

Uh oh, Me Stark is so gonna get it.... YAY!

"Vision, Wanda, you know what to do." Wanda used her powers and lifted Mr.Stark off the bed. Dad used is magic to keep him asleep. Vision then covered him in that pink jelly inside of poptarts, Uncle Thor really wanted that one.

Then Pietro came running back in. Uncle Bucky grabs one singular piece of lettuce from Pietro's hands, and places it on Mr. Stark's forehead.

Everyone except Wanda, who is still holding Stark in mid air, and Vision, who will be leading us, grabs hands.

(First to translateit correctly gets a shout out, I will know if it's goes through Google Translate, then it won't count)

Vision starts chanting, and we repeat what he's saying

Vision: 'paulo teapot,
Us:'paulo teapot,
Vision: Et latiora, Hic est auris mea
Us: Et latiora, Hic est auris mea
Vision: Hic est effusorium
Us: Hic est effusorium
Vision: Ut cum omnia sursum vapore aquae calidae,
Us: Ut cum omnia sursum vapore aquae calidae,
Vision: Audi me laudabunt,
Us: Audi me laudabunt,
Vision: Et effundam super me dormire faciet mihi?
Us: Et effundam super me dormire faciet mihi?

About half way through that, Dad released the spell on Mr. Stark and he woke up. His face was SO CONFUSED!

He then saw the lettuce and reached up and ate it! We all just stared at him.

"Welp! That's enough of that!" Mr. Stark said. "Don't we have to go train?" We all nod and walk down to the training floors. Mr. Stark left behind to go shower.

Stark's POV

I'm honestly not even surprised.

SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A WHILE! I STILL NEED AS MANY SUGGESTIONS AS YOU'VE GOT!