Slenderman X Zalgo

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Before I say anything, I'm just gonna say that Slenderman would have to be caught dead if he were to even look at Zalgo with a single hint of good.

Before I say anything, I'm just gonna say that Slenderman would have to be caught dead if he were to even look at Zalgo with a single hint of good

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And I would jump off a cliff if I ever saw Slenderman not attacking Zalgo. And I would have to be caught dead in the pits of hell if Zalgo were to fuck Slenderman!

"Jane! What are you talking about"

Oh shit, someone fucking help me....

~hears a floorboard creak behind me~

~turns around and sees Slenderman~

~screams an inhumane scream~

"aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SLENDY!!"

"What are you doing?"

"umm... Well... You see-"

~slenderman reads the chapter~

"Jane, what is this that you are writing?"

Oh fuck....

/time skip\

"Fuck you Slenderbitch...."

~washes the dishes~

"It's just a fucking JOKE!!"

"You don't ever understand fucking JOKES!!!"

"I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL Y-FUCK!!"

~looks down at hands~

~sees blood all over them~

~grabs the knife and throws it at a random creepypasta~

"I HATE YOU!!"

Masky: Jesus what happened to you?

Masky: ~pulls knife out of his shoulder~

Hoodie: Jane?

~growls~

"Go piss off! Run along now and be a good pet!"

Hoodie: Now that's a little too far, Jane

Masky: Jane why are you so angry?

"JUST A FUCKING JOKE!! JUST A FUCKING CHAPTER!! JUST A FUCKING SHIP THAT I FUCKING LOATH!!!"

Masky: Alright, what got your knife in a knot?

"THAT FUCKING FACELESS BASTARD!!"

Hoodie: Did she write another ship including Slender?

Masky: Probably

Hoodie: Shall we leave her to rage and clean the dishes?

Masky: Yeah ~nods head and walks off~

Hoodie: ~follows Masky~

~continues washing the dishes even though it's pointless because of the cut on her hand~

"Slenderman x Zalgo lmfao that will never fucking happen while I'm around"

~laughs a bit~

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