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Wife: I'm Pregnant Husband Derek!!! 

Husband: Good Sweetie I'm So Happy!!!

 Wife: I'm Going To The Store Ok.

 Husband: Ok But Which Store? 

Wife: You Know The Store!?

 Husband: I Don't!

 Wife: If I'm getting A Baby, Then What Clothes Do U Think I'm Gonna Wear? 

Husband: Maybe A Tang Top And Shorts Like Tik Tok?

Wife: MATERNITY CLOTHES OH MY GOODNESS U DON"T KNOW???!!!

Husband: I'm Sorry Honey... 

Wife: It's Ok Sweetie But I Must Get Going Now 

10 Years Later...

Glitch Head: MOM!!! I GOT BULLIED AT SCHOOL TODAY

Wife: SHUT UP BRAT!!!

Glitch Head The Next Day...

Tommy Jenkins: PFFT ITS GLITCH HEAD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOES ALL THE KIDS!!!


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