meowth: yo pass da aux
jessie and james: you better not play trash
meowth:
Hi
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We start
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I didnt skip that was the WHOLE ad. Like a bizare tumblr reminder post
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paying to call an ambulance and hold your own baby this is evil.
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Surely it should be defined by the rights and living quality of its citizens,,,,
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I would be shitting mesen id i had to live there
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sidenote WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON W AMERICAN INGREDIENTS
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Im get it but its mad to think ppl immegrate there
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generic joke about man enough james haha
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I feel seen
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Meowth: *struggles w the hardest sound in english* Meowth: Im A Failure
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Fucks sake meg. Mingin
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NASTY. I get shits that burn too dont see me showing everyone
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We're Bad Dog Owners TM
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Its just a go to when writing deliberately casual speech man idk
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The cursed 7 episodes, forbidden from view,,,,
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If i have to see the q slur one more fucking time.
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'No I want this slur so i pretend i dont see the ppl im hurting'
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Ever since 'if ppl want to reclaim high functioning' i've been untrusting
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Im convinced it will spread saw a blog say ch*** can be reclaimed once
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I have weird hangups with ppl being false/feeling patronised dont ask
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Nts: *fake smile* Autistic ppl: *post awkward gifs of themselves stimming*
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Existensial loneliness baybee its depressing!
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Male cats are apparently TERRIBLE dads but meowth always comes back w the milk
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He hits 30 in pokemon years ans changes his flirting approach to this
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(Tw: canibalism mention) they dont actually i just thought of this joke
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Obsessed w this idea. His catfishs pretend to be catfish
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Womp womp
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'Guys im a year older i gotta start lookin in my age rage or i'll look a creep'
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You ever just realise what you're writing? They are too dumb to dlt history tho
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Hang on
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Why am i surprised
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NO RKDKSKFKFKKVKDD
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Sans undertale
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:)
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Im not sorry i told you this.
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I loved this. Quality.
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young gio in a tracksuit walking out the cinema: ma i need new clothes
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The drill sergeants desperately tryna get ppl to stop holding guns sideways
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'I could not want to have dis conversation any less if i tried'
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You see this is the kinda reaction that would actually justify stupid fic
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'Jimmy dis defensiveness aint exactly helpin yer case ya wanna talk?'
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'Guy talk between us men huh?' 'Yeah dats what i wanted ta talk about actually'
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I'll stop talking about this fic now sorry. Turning into lily dmdkkfkd
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One more srry i got distrscted
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Who the fuck compared meoeth to parappa the rapper lmaoooo
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:)
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SORRY its hard theres so many ways to dunk on this fic
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Fluff,,,
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Tryna keep this team together n these 2 weirdos alive
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'*uncomfortable abled voices*'
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He was so casual too LEKFKVJD
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'Fuck you guys of COURSE im not-'
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'Im gonna say yes for a reason im not gonna say so i dont help jester'
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'No mouth is a musical instrument!' 'SHUT UP JESS'
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'What else do you call it'
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Lost it at this one fkdkekkfkfo
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Tr being Big Stupid is my aesthetic. One braincell luv and its all meowths
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Getting tired of writing this but the banger lines keep comin
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Bonus rocko
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They have to huddle for 5 minutes discussing this
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And the milk enema fic that too.
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actually maybe jessie is elliot
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Hes just accepted it. 'My goal is to make you famous then leave japan forever'
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Fuck whats the name o the website with his memed voice clips
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I think they found karl marx's grave after this and gave him sid's flowers
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Sorry im remembering all the classics
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If avery was the only new rival everyone would be mad bout payin 4 postgame
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I just realised this i. Hooooooly shit,,,,,,,,,,
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Shisabun-art is responsible for my demise
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'(,,,i've brough shame on my raid by trying to court such a weak pokemon)'
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Dnfkfkdmnd this occurred to me
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(Tw: CP mention) if you're a volenteer at archive of our own fucking perish
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(Tw: pedophilia, cp mention) its the truth.
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would it be crossing a line to reference man enough it would wouldnt it
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sad headcanon hours lads
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the dramatic cord sgfsdghshsh
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this friend is a clown, bad mum and sounds a terf i have no pity for her
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HOW ARE YOU THIS INCOMPETANT
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'Theres been a minor issue on our severs' fuck off bob spilt coffee on the pc
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This place has been a joke for so long y u talkinv proffessional 2 us?
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Im so tired
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Dkdifkrkkdkxkc
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Had a disociative episode, idiot flooded her house,,,watpad clownin,,
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Realising this is probably some form of my brain projectinv but shh
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sajgkasgjk Bad People Skills
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'STOP LOOKING AT ME'
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"after we'd had a drunken night...of not having sex cos we're both straight"
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at least let me set off fireworks all year so i can do it myself
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'This wedding dress isnt as pretty as my first one :/' 'FIRST????'
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looking away monkey
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Meowth be like *repress and ignore*
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on a lighter note
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English is not a batometre for intelligence.
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'stop asking for vinyls you sound like my parents'
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'where did you learn about music, the 20's?!' 'dat was written on da box yeah'
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listen this hc has merits beyond the projection. i promise. like,
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Wattpad: 👀
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He downs one (1) beer, spews that out and is instantly kicked out the bar
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Yeah that was canon actually
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The accent gets real thick with the drink dkdkdkkf
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'Whaddayasmean sinsh when ami gay ish dat not normal ferr dudes?'
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'We been knew its 3am can you have a crisis tomorrow'
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Fucked up fucked up feels bad man
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I also rlly hate the 'MY favs are in the game so i dont rlly care' crowd
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James: *has feelings and is kind to his pets* Somayall: KING 😫🥺💦
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Calling a adult cute will always be creepy to me
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Tw: cp mention, peodphilia apologia
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Retired drawing frisk cosa this but i have no idea what to replace that style w
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Meowth be like '*sees relationships as a oneway investment*'
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editing slurs out of 4chan posts is always fun /s
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Pokemon and instragram model crossover
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ya know.
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ASGKAJK cracks me up this
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Drew this gonna have 2 clean it up and post it tomorrow
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ok i can work with this he's just meowth testing waters after the pheramonr ep
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'outta yous two im da most likely to get a cat' 'as..a gf..?' 'dat was da joke'
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im getting way too invested in the lore of this joke sagsdh
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'i will seduce a pokemon only if its married' 'you've neva tried ta seduce me'
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'james with skin appreciation post' 'omg i love him 😍😭'
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Didnt know what 2 do and mum was on the phone an couldnt help me
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Lowkey excited picturing her kickin off when she sees. Sadist bloo
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Chapter where the ventramites kidnap him and he's so dry the whole time
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'Ok sit down im about to tell you something shocking'
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I love john memes
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Ah
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meowth desperately tries to reign the conversation in to no avail
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i like the thumbnail asljfkslag 'cum'
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*finn voice* hey you, you're finally awake
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"i've gone too far." "*offscreen* yes." is the best bit
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Fucking hell. Im so fed up.
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Yeah inclusive so cishets dont have to think up more insults for all of you
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God i miss when slurs were seen as wrong and terf actually meant something
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Bloo shuffles back into the ally lane
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Feel like pure shite just wanna go back
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Call my name and save me from the dark
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*+ the biphobia in dismissive and condesending reactions from others
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Minecraft peaked at this honestly
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I watch the easter egg video daily it gives me the will to last another day
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'Jimmy im beggin ya ta remember what da acronym is'
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I hate that i thought of this but it fits supprisingly well
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I need an intervention
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'idiolect' ooo look at me fancy talking
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i fucking love drunk-driving piplup SKFJKASDGJSDKJ
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'Jimmy im beggin ya ta remember what da acronym is'
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choose your fighter: bedder or be'a, there is no other option
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'liverrrpool' ugh. shudder worthy. r's were made to be cut out, yanks
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1: are tarts rare in america??, 2: 'i believe its like custard?'
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imagine having ur spy career ruined because of how you held flowers
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Every fic is just the one i've already read but progressively worse
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Tired Tm
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Rkdkfmmdkdkcm just realised this
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'I think she was just fucking with her' is. Quality detective work fkdkkc
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Big bad villain cat rep is on the line gotta take out the witnesses
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I couldnt give less of a shit but also look how many meowth metas there are
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Jessie and james are browbeaten into stopping the cat jokes asmr
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(Tw: murder + blood mention) ITS SO UPSETTING
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(Tw: murder mention) this is the most british thing i've ever read fnfkd
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A fitting end for bojo
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'He wrote xy but he meant xx as in double crossed' fucking what
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I mean. Technically it counts akfmdkfjc
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I SWEAR TO GOD
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diamonds in pair of dice? Diamonds in got damn pair of dice????
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1: how does a dying man have this level of foresight? 2: JUST SAY GAY
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JDMMDMFKFKCM
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Lov the creativity here
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(Tw: murder) i mean. It'd be a quick case but still kdkdk "he said it was jeff"
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God imagine if you got paid just to understand ur native language,,,
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Hehehhehehe
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I want to clean out my ears with a hacksaw
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Sorry
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Meowth said intersex rights
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(Tw: ref to genital mutilation, child abuse, intersex discrimination)
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Tw: transphobia, anti-intersex discrimination
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The one man i dont want to call king and i have to,,,,
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In for the long con you won sis you won the hunger game
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Im gonna be elizabethan (2nd) AND that-wanker-whos-name-i-forgotten
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Its honestly got very little to do w meowth for 85% of it
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is this lego batman
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KSGJSJHJHASGJ lit rally how my storytelling abilities are
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tw: referenced rape, kind of
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what kills me is the 'no we arent gettin mcdonalds' look on his face
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my man,,,,
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i dont know why 'he's a character!' killed me
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just when i think shes stopped shes still goin ashfj stupid fic meowth
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'ONLY GAY MEN TELL WOMEN THAT THEY LOVE THEM'
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I'd say 'last one' but im know myself too well to make that promise
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I done i an i shleptwitamah
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Im tears
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'blease, the whole world wants to know-' 'shut up im talking overwatch'
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literally broke the handle as she was speaking KSJGKSD
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iconic
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HEEHEEHOOHOO NEWS PRESENTER SAID FARTY FIVE
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Everyone: translation? Meowth: i mean. I HOID what it said
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has to use a measuring jug and a timer on his phone for when he can sip
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'Da truth'd break yer heart jess'
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Part 200
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