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Mary Poppins Is On A Warpath

Parker’s Pov.
We did the job, that church is as good as burned to the ground. Also the rub and tug got raided for the third time, so Mickey’s not in the best mood, and we need more money. I am probably not going to help with that because I’m cleaning the house, which means chucking out almost everything.

“Hey! This is my- this is my shit man!” Mickey yelled, coming inside “What the fuck are you doing?”

“What’s it look like?” I questioned.

“It looks like you’re throwing out all my shit” He exclaimed.

“Yeah” I nodded “When’s the last time you cleaned?” I asked “I found a bunch of dead roaches in that light fixture and, rat turds the size of raisinets, I cleaned your bathroom too”

“Jeez Parker” Mickey sighed.

“You got a problem with your girlfriend cleaning the layer of scum from your tub that your wife washes your child in?” I asked.

I also mumbled something in russian just to piss him off.

“Huh?”

“Svetlana’s been teaching me a little bit” I smiled.

“Great, yeah, maybe she can get a job as a fucking professor, rub n tug got closed for good so we need the dough” Mickey told me.

“Where are the girls?” I asked.

“Jail, how should I know?” Mickey shrugged off.

“Shouldn’t you be bailing them out?” I asked.

“Why? Joints closed” Mickey questioned.

“The fuck we gonna do for money Mickey!” I exclaimed.

“I don’t know, I’d sell Svetlana’s ass if she wasn’t already renting out her guest room” He sighed.

“You mean guest womb, hmm?” I smirked.

Mickey just rolled his eyes, sipping his beer.

“Forget it!” Mandy yelled, coming into the house.

“Babe” Kenyatta tried.

“I’m not moving to Indiana!” she exclaimed.

“It’s a good job” he reasoned.

“Cleaning porta potties?” she countered.

“It’s a job, we’re going” he ordered before walking off.

“Looks clean” Mandy noticed.

“Yeah, mary poppins here is on a warpath. That shithead better not drag you off to fucksville USA” Mickey threatened.

“There’s nothing for me here” she shrugged.

“You’re not actually gonna go are you?” I questioned, she just shrugged “fucking hell, he’ll kill you Mandy!” I exclaimed.

“He doesn’t do that anymore” she assured me.

“Until he does. No, listen to me, we have better optio-

“I gotta pack” She cut me off, walking away.

“We gotta stop her” I turned to Mickey.

“Hey you get the gun I’ll go get the saw, we can bury the piece of shit in pieces down by the river” Mickey sighed.

“No, I can stop her” I vowed.

I’ll ask Lip to help. I have to stop her.

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“What the fuck you doing out here?” I asked Lip as I was going back to Mickeys with breakfast.

“Jeez, fuck you scared me” Lip sighed.

“She left. About an hour ago” I grumbled.

“Shit I… I tried” Lip sighed.

“Yeah, I’m sure you did” I nodded, before walking off.

Mandy’s gone. Who knows if I’m ever gonna even see her again.

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