(Warning some spoilers ahead, don't read if you don't want spoilers)
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Ryoma: Today is a good day
Kokichi: Says the guy shorter than everyone!
Ryoma: ...I take it back.
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Tenko: Okay degenerate males! I don't want to hear you speak-
Shuichi: I need your testimony
Rantaro: Bold of you to call me a degenerate
Kaito: HEY! I'M NOT A DEGENERATE! I'M KAITO MOMOTA, LUMINARY OF THE STARS!
Kokichi: I'm wounded by your words...or is it a lie? :D
Korekiyo: Ah yes, you'd be a great friend for my sister...
Ryoma: At this point...being called a degenerate male is better than being in prison...
Kiibo: If I'm a robot, do I qualify as one of the "degenerate males" she speaks of?
Gonta: Gonta no understand. What is degenerate male?
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PROTAGONIST INVESTIGATION (main 3 games)
Makoto: We will find the killer quickly!
Hajime: Casually getting testimonies and clues
Kaede, Chapter 1: Well shit, I gotta pretend...
Shuichi, Chapters 2-6: Okay. First of all. This is such a mood.
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Makoto, during Trial 1: Let's go over the testimonies and clues!
Kyoko: ...did you see the wall behind Sayaka? The killer's name was there.
Makoto: Fuck how did I miss that
Monokuma: Don't worry! You only have to do this 5 more times!
Kyoko: What?
Makoto: What?
Monokuma: What?
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Junko: Ugh, having a sister is a pain.
Korekiyo: I disagree. Having a sister is amazing. You learn so many new things...
Junko: Do they induce despair?
Korekiyo: No, but it lets people learn about the magic of the seesaw effect.
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Maki: Do you wanna die?
Kokichi: Technically, we're all going to die. It's only a matter of whose hands we're in, what we've done with our lives, what the other people around us have, our environment, our personality, and our mental-emotional stability that determines how long we live and when we die!
Maki: ...is that a yes or a no?
Kokichi: Yes or no questions are meant to test our mind. Normally, we go with "yes" to the positives and "no" to the negatives. However, not everyone's brain works that way. Sometimes we say "yes" to negative statements and "no" to positive statements. Therefore, analyzing your statement, I can give you a confirming answer of nobody wants to die, but it happens anyway. There is no way that we can give a normal yes or no-
Maki: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD!
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(this one be quoting a vine-)
Shuichi: I'm here to mail this.
Hajime: Alright how heavy is it?
Shuichi:Oh it's pretty heavy stuff...divorce papers.
Hajime: I meant how much does it weigh?
Shuichi: I thought you cared ;-;
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Sayaka: I died before I could experience a class trial
Kaede: I was executed after my first class trial
Ibuki: Noobs. I lived through TWO class trials!
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Ryoma: I want a growth spurt
Himiko: I'll cast a spell to make us taller!
Tsumugi, watching this, thinking to herself: Will this give viewers nightmare fuel?
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Angie: I believe Atua is watching over us!
Nagito: I believe that, in the name of hope, I will destroy Jabberwock Island!
Angie: I believe Atua will guide you in your journey of doing what you're going to do!
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Togami: I am Byakuya Togami.
Imposter: No, I am Byakuya Togami.
Toko: TWO BYAKUYAS?!
Togami: ...how does that guy look anything like me?
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Monokuma: Who are you?
Beast Monokuma: I'm you, but better!
Ball Monokuma: Bitch no I'm better-
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Monaca: Why does everyone randomly burst into song whenever I say my name?
Masaru: It's because you're Just Monaca!
Monaca: Now I remember why I love despair.
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Class Trials: Exist
Monokuma, with a bag of popcorn: Ooh, intense! Spill all the tea! Such as the tea of who the killer is! I don't have all day!
Protagonist: Does (mental) minigame
Monokuma: GIVE ME THE TEA! NO! NO DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING! SPILL THE GODDAMN TEA!
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Kaede: Sometimes I can't help but wonder
Shuichi: Yes?
Kaede: Why you keep asking me to play one song specifically, you know, the one with the G Note?
Shuichi: It's complicated.
Kaede: Explain
Shuichi: WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY-
Kaede: I-
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Kokichi: WHY HAVE PANTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PANTA?!
Shuichi: I...Why?...
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Danganronpa but its jokes and incorrect quotes
General Fictionsome probably (un)funny jokes/incorrect quotes/memes of text featuring Danganronpa characters! I still don't know what I'm doing :D some swearing involved in some, also SPOILER ALERT.
