Stray kids Appreciation (crack, one-shots, imagines, reactions, etc)

SKZ as pick up lines

Bang Chan:

.Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
.Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
.Are you a magician? Because when I'm looking at you, you make everyone else disappear.
.I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
.I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Lee Know:

.Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
.Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.
.Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
.Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
.If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

Changbin:

.Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
.It's a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
.You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
.Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
.Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Hyunjin:

.I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
.Can I follow you where you're going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
.Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless.
.Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
.I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one in of them?

Han :

.My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
.Something's wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
.Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
.Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
.You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

Felix:

.Somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel.
.Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
.Is your name Yusof? Cause "yusof" fucking precious when you smile.
.Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Seungmin:

.I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
.Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
.Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
.I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
.There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

I.N

.If you were a Transformer... you'd be Optimus Fine.
.Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.
.Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
.Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u.