Our smexy reader got wasted and is now bothering Deku. Reader and Deku are around 20.
(((Gender neutral)))
Detroit smash my insides :sweetie💖
Cabbage💋: I- are you drunk y/n
no im horny :sweetie💖
Cabbage💋:
so drunk with extra steps
I'll be there in 5 minutes baby😭no ur babie no me :sweetie💖
Cabbage💋: go drink some water I'm getting in my car
:sweetie💖
shut up and restrict my airflow👹Cabbage💋:
Cabbage💋: can't be acting like that puppy 😢
Cabbage💋: making me act up
up was a good movie :sweetie💖
Cabbage💋: yeah want to watch it with me later?
:sweetie💖
how many condoms can I fit on my headCabbage💋:
Cabbage💋: 0-100 really quickly..
Cabbage💋:
I-
y/n please don't put condoms on your headCabbage💋: we might need those later
why :sweetie💖
:sweetie💖
Cabbage💋: language y/n 😓
japanessee :sweetie💖
Cabbage💋: no I didn't mean it like that
french is languae of lov :sweetie💖
Cabbage💋: is it?
:sweetie💖
speek french between my legsCabbage💋: 😳
Cabbage💋: go to horny jail 😖
:sweetie💖
haha bottomCabbage💋:
Im not a bottom...:sweetie💖
Cabbage💋: I guess now is a good time to tell you...
:sweetie💖
TELL ME WHY ANT NOTHIN BUT A HART ACHE🎶Cabbage💋:
aint nothing but a mistake🎶:sweetie💖
haha that's what kacchan said about youCabbage💋: moments like these makes me want to
:sweetie💖
want to whatCabbage💋 has sent an image.
:sweetie💖
i didnt kno u had a dog:sweetie💖
wait a minute
are you tryn to be kink
say whaaaCabbage💋:
I'm a..top ok?:sweetie💖
.Cabbage💋:
Y/N?:sweetie💖
sorry that read wrong
I thought u said u were top haha lolCabbage💋:
😞:sweetie💖
oh
um
well I gues we could try if u wanaCabbage💋:
really?! you would let me be dominant?:sweetie💖
i thought u were japaneseCabbage💋:
I'm almost there just give me 2 minutes and I'll be with you soon!:sweetie💖
u sound exciteCabbage💋:
yes! am excite☺️:sweetie💖
das good it might be fun change igCabbage💋:
it will be great, promise ❤️Cabbage💋:
try not to fall over until I get there:sweetie💖
ok am get condoms byesweetie💖 has gone offline.
Cabbage💋 has changed sweetie💖's name to...Puppy💖💦
Cabbage💋:
hehe I'm going to fuck your brains out ☺️Cabbage💋:
that's so embarrassing I hope they don't read that 😖
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