🍑Chatfic🍑 Deku isnt allowed to be a closet top wtf

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Our smexy reader got wasted and is now bothering Deku. Reader and Deku are around 20.

(((Gender neutral)))

Detroit smash my insides :sweetie💖

Cabbage💋: I- are you drunk y/n

no im horny :sweetie💖

Cabbage💋:
so drunk with extra steps
I'll be there in 5 minutes baby😭

no ur babie no me :sweetie💖

Cabbage💋: go drink some water I'm getting in my car

:sweetie💖
shut up and restrict my airflow👹

Cabbage💋:

Cabbage💋: can't be acting like that puppy 😢

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Cabbage💋: can't be acting like that puppy 😢

Cabbage💋: making me act up

up was a good movie :sweetie💖

Cabbage💋: yeah want to watch it with me later?

:sweetie💖
how many condoms can I fit on my head

Cabbage💋:

Cabbage💋: 0-100 really quickly

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Cabbage💋: 0-100 really quickly..

Cabbage💋:
I-
y/n please don't put condoms on your head

Cabbage💋: we might need those later

why :sweetie💖

:sweetie💖

Cabbage💋: language y/n 😓

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Cabbage💋: language y/n 😓

japanessee :sweetie💖

Cabbage💋: no I didn't mean it like that

french is languae of lov :sweetie💖

Cabbage💋: is it?

:sweetie💖
speek french between my legs

Cabbage💋: 😳

Cabbage💋: go to horny jail 😖

:sweetie💖
haha bottom

Cabbage💋:
Im not a bottom...

:sweetie💖

Cabbage💋: I guess now is a good time to tell you

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Cabbage💋: I guess now is a good time to tell you...

:sweetie💖
TELL ME WHY ANT NOTHIN BUT A HART ACHE🎶

Cabbage💋:
aint nothing but a mistake🎶

:sweetie💖
haha that's what kacchan said about you

Cabbage💋: moments like these makes me want to

:sweetie💖
want to what

Cabbage💋 has sent an image.

:sweetie💖i didnt kno u had a dog

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:sweetie💖
i didnt kno u had a dog

:sweetie💖
wait a minute
are you tryn to be kink
say whaaa

Cabbage💋:
I'm a..top ok?

:sweetie💖
.

Cabbage💋:
Y/N?

:sweetie💖
sorry that read wrong
I thought u said u were top haha lol

Cabbage💋:
😞

:sweetie💖
oh
um
well I gues we could try if u wana

Cabbage💋:
really?! you would let me be dominant?

:sweetie💖
i thought u were japanese

Cabbage💋:
I'm almost there just give me 2 minutes and I'll be with you soon!

:sweetie💖
u sound excite

Cabbage💋:
yes! am excite☺️

:sweetie💖
das good it might be fun change ig

Cabbage💋:
it will be great, promise ❤️

Cabbage💋:
try not to fall over until I get there

:sweetie💖
ok am get condoms bye

sweetie💖 has gone offline.

Cabbage💋 has changed sweetie💖's name to...Puppy💖💦

Cabbage💋:
hehe I'm going to fuck your brains out ☺️

Cabbage💋:
that's so embarrassing I hope they don't read that 😖

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