Milgram Incorrect Quotes

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Yuno: Okay guys, we gotta make it through this locked door. Muu give me your credit card.

Muu, giving her credit card: Here.

Yuno, pocketing it: Cool. Kotoko kick down the door.

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Mikoto: I'm gonna play a song.

Mikoto: I called it "My Life So Far".

Mikoto, taking in a deep breath: AAAAAAAAAAA—

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Mikoto: Hey, Guard-san? Why do I feel so sick after drinking that boba tea you brought earlier?

Es:

Es: That wasn't boba tea

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Haruka, pushing a pull door: I-It isn't working!

Fuuta, filming him: PUSH HARDER!

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Muu: Consider this. What if WLW means "Wooloos-Loving-Wooloos" and MLM means "Mimikyus-Loving-Mimikyus"?

Everyone in MILGRAM: Muu, what the fuck

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Amane: If I may quote one of America's greatest philosophers, "Jesus ain't say that."

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Es: Haruka, it's 3 AM, go to sleep.

Haruka: Sleep is for the weak.

Es: You ARE the weak, now go to sleep.

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Yuno: Can we have a moment of silence for my toe

Muu: I'm gonna sell your feet pics on the black market

Yuno:

Yuno: Give me a cut of the money

Muu: How much?

Kotoko: This was NOT where I expected this to go.

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Mahiru: All these support for "bottom rights" and "top rights"... Where's the support for switches?!

Muu: support.nintendo.com

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Fuuta: Go to bed

Yuno: How it chews to gum 5 feels

Fuuta: What did you just say to me motherfucker

Yuno: Gum gum

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Es: I hope you guys have a good explanation for this.

Mahiru: We have three, actually! Pick your favorite!

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Mikoto: I have the confidence to draw and oh boY was that a mistake

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Jackalope, about one of the male prisoners: He's not... a SERIAL killer.

Es: Wait, why is serial emphasized

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Fuuta: What the fu-?!

Amane:

Fuuta: -uuuuuuuuuudge.

Fuuta: I feel like I can't cuss in front of you. Do you cuss?

Amane: Yeah.

Fuuta: Say a cuss word.

Amane: Fuck.

Fuuta: Thank you.

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Literally Anyone: I'm going to kill you.

Shidou: Yes

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Author's Note
headcanon: muu's a gamer kthxbye

Word Count: 340 Words