Sirus blacks pov: 2nd year
This morning started off like a normal fucking morning .
1)I woke up
2) I annoyed moony wormy and prongs
3) I professed my love to Minnie MCG
4)then I start eating while glaring Rhodes shitting snakes can.
But....
This is were it rlly fucks u beacause me and dear old regulus got one of the black letter
"Prongsy look it one of my dear bat of a mother's letter"
"Padfoot just ain't Evans looking wonderful today ... wait what "
Dear Sirus black,
Hello bloodtraitor of a son. I'm a writing to inform you that your mother is pregnant with a afemale .
From, Orion black
"WHAT THE FUCK MY OLD BATS Of pAReNTS HaVE bEEn hAVinG SEx AND NOw My BAT oF MOTHER Is pREGANt"
Then from all my wonderful family of snakes broke losses
