Going un Poco Loco

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Raw
May 4

*backstage*

Renee Young: Hello this is Renee Young, and meet my guest tonight, the Lunatic Fringe, Dean Ambrose.

The crowd pops as he comes into the camera view with his leather jacket.

Renee: Dean. Last week on Raw, you defeated Roman Reigns and Randy in a Triple Threat Elimination match, made by the Joker himself. What are your thoughts on your victory?

Dean: Is about damn time I get a chance at Championship Gold, Renee. I think Joker was fair by being unfair. He made a match where either one of us has little chance to win, and I took the opportunity. Though I was upset that he hit my boy Roman with those brass knuckles, you gotta do anything to win.

Renee: And speaking of that match, Joker gave you and the WWE Universe a surprise when Liv Morgan, now referring to herself as Harley Quinn, knocked you out with a mallet. Do you have anything to say about that?

Dean: Well, Joker is one sneaky guy. But as for Harley Quinn, I have nothing against her, but that doesn't mean I won't let it slide. As for Joker...he better get ready for me. Because unlike Seth and the Authority, I don't need someone to help my victories. He may brought Harley or Liv, but that was part of his plan to embarrass the Authority. But that won't work on me.

Before he could say anything, someone came into view, stopping them, carrying a package.

Delivery Woman: Package for one Renee Young.

Renee: What? I didn't order a package.

Delivery Woman: Really? Well, I was told this is for you. Besides, it's free. No payment.

Both look confused as Dean shrugs.

Dean: Can't argue with free stuff.

Renee shrugs as well. The delivery Woman passes the package to her and walks away, giving a wink at the camera. Renee opens the package with ease and sees something strange.

Renee: A Jack in the Box?

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Renee: A Jack in the Box?

Dean: A freaky on at that.

Renee, cautiously, begins to turn the stick around, as a small song plays. After a while, the toy pops out, startling Renee, until it sprays a gas on her, making her step back and drop the toy.

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