Tengai: oh uh... hi
Setsuno: Heheheheh! *sits on the counter*
Tengai: Toya, get off the counter. Off the counter!
Setsuno: No!!
Tengai: Off!
Setsuno: hmph.. *gets off*
Tengai: thank you.
Tengai: anyways uh... welcome to my daycare. Feel free to ask anything-
Kurono: Or dare!!
Tengai: ...yes, or dare us anything.
Kurono: hehe! *runs off*
Tengai: little rascal
Tengai: anyways- Rappa. RAPPA GET DOWN!
Rappa: You cant tell me what to do! *starts to fall*
Rappa: oh sh-
Katsukame: *catches him*
Katsukame: ...*puts him down*
Rappa: Thanks Riki!
Katsukame: *nods and walks off*
Tengai: *sighs deeply* Just- cut the cameras- Cut the cameras!
~Beep~
Kai: hi... I'm Kai Chisaki...
Kai: Bascislly what our caretaker was telling you was "Hi, welcome to my totally normal daycare where I take care of little shits. Ask or dare us anything if you want."
Kai: or just watch us with your little beady eyes.
Kai: watch in horror as our little bodys crumble to the ground and slowly burn..
Kai: but what I'm trying to say is leave asks and/or dares or I will come find you and dissemble your head away from your body.
Tengai: Chisaki.
Kai: ...
Kai: please...
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Hekiji Tengai's Daycare
HumorI was originally going to do a oneshot of this in the randomness, but I wanted to do a full on story thing where you can ask Tengai and the toddlers questions. Of course, the toddlers are the rest of the Hassaikai members. Tengai is gonna get tortur...
