𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙁𝙁𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 ¦ 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘪𝘳 / 𝘢𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯

005.

I perch up on a building, watching the scene unfold with an unamused look on my face

There was a little girl with big pigtails, holding an umbrella, shooting ice everywhere

Is Paris just a big movie set or something? I'm pretty sure this is a shitty remake of Frozen

I narrow my eyes, watching the hero duo closely, letting out a brief chuckle as Stormy Weather or as I like to call her, Elsa sent them flying with a huge gust of wind

Ladybug wrapped her yoyo around a pole as she holds onto Chat's tail. I raise an eyebrow as I study Chat Noir in a very uncomfortable position

I roll my eyes and put my mask on, swinging over to a building closer to the scene

I shoot a web to her hand, sending her back to a nearby building, as she tried to wiggle free. Before ladybug and chat could fall, I web them to the pole, leaving them dangling, webs around their arms and legs

"Hey guys" I face them as I land in a squatting position

Ladybug rolls her eyes at me, and chat noir seems to be smiling like a kid in a candy store

"so, what do I gotta break?" I ask as I watch Stormy Weather closely

"her parasol! The akuma must be in there!" Ladybug exclaims "got it" I say and swing towards her

"hey- wait!" she waves her arms around with a huff

"hey there Elsa, aren't you supposed to be at Arendell or something" I say as I web her hand that she managed to free

" Ugh! My name is not Elsa! I am Stormy Weather!" she screams and waves her umbrella "hail!"

I quickly web a piece of wood from a nearby rooftop and hold it above my head

"I'm gonna squish you, you insect!" she screams as a shard of ice cuts through the webs

"I'm an arachnid actually, stay in school kid" i chuckle and ditch the wood, throwing it at her, hitting her in the gut

"you nuisance!" she screams and shoots ice at me, which I quickly dodge

I land on top of a building and shoot two webs on both sides, intentionally missing her

She smirks "you missed" i cock my head to the side "did I?" I say then, with full force, I kicked her in the stomach, sending her flying through the sky

She hit a building and I swing over to her, kicking her in the face

"ooh! That's gonna need some ice later" I laugh at my pun and shoot a web to her chest

She screams as I maneuver her in circles before throwing her to the road near where ladybug and chat noir was still dangling

"this is gonna hurt!" I say as she lands on her back, the road breaking from impact

"I'll take that" i say and shoot a web to her umbrella "no!" she screams as I break it on my knee "oops"

I watch as a purple butterfly flies out of the umbrella, that must be the akuma they were talking about

I web ladybug's yoyo and tap it multiple times "how do you work this thing" i say with a huff "aha!" I grin as it opened up

I captured the butterfly and tap the yoyo one more time, this time a pure white butterfly flew out

"yeah, fly away you insect" i scoff, I technically just said ladybug's catchphrase, just a lot more.. colorful

Whatever that thing caused too much damage anyways