Jotaro was having a Breakdown Breakdown because his wife left him because he was fuking dolphins lolololol. He was going to Morioh to meet some hoe called Josuke and so he could fuck more dolpjhings.
When he got there he found out there was some guy running around and killing people so he could stick his dick in their hands or smthing. Like how would that feel? Wouldn't there be bones there? bruh idk at this piont.
He found the guy who was killing hands for their girls because he saw him bring out his stando killa kween. He was almost dead from sudden cardiac arrest and jolyne 2.0 got turned into a donut.
When he saw Kira his first thought was 'mmm yesash hes hott mmmmmmmmmmm' but then he realised that what he thought was gay so he stopped thinking. This gave Kira time to come out and try to kill him.
It turns out Kira was gay too and when he saw the sex god jotarowm he got hard and came 5 times. Jotaro saw this and his socks flew of f and he was diagnosed with gay. He walked up to Kira.
He greabbed kira by the hand which made him com again 7 times.
Then JOTARO fucked Kira or something.
Koichi was still conscious and saw the whole thing. He cried because hes traumatised.
The other guys came along and healed koichi's wounds. They unfortunate couldnt hearl his mental scars because curaizi diamond cant do that because it is gay lmaooooooooo. Jotaro and Kiar had stopped fucking by then.
Jotaro then decided that dolphins were better so he fucking killed kira with his star platinum.
Obama came down and congratulated everyone for participatiting in his simulation game.
I uploaded that on my friend's channel without her consent just so i could put it here. Don't be surprised if it suddenly disappears.
He quickly T posed and everyone was teleported to the sword art online universe (aincraft or whatever its called).
fuck
