The Pledge
I ----------Name------------- Pledge* not to reveal this manual to the Mrs under any circumstances. I will guard it with my life, ‘til the day I die, so help me God. (Buddha, Allah, Jehovah and so on).
* Make sure you take the pledge seriously, it's not just here for an effect men.
Writers Notes
This manual, lads, has been years in the making. I've been through my ups and downs, trials and tribulations with the opposite sex and this manual is some of what I've learnt along the years (only some because I might write a sequel). Make sure lads you read the whole manual before you start using my tips. I say that for a reason. I don't want to be the cause of break ups or, God forbid, divorces. Keep this to yourself guys this is my gift to you. Remember knowledge is power!
Introduction
I always hear men saying women are complicated… They're not, we as men make them complicated. All that men are from Mars women are from Venus stuff is total rubbish. We are both from Earth so get that into your heads.
When you're in a relationship with a woman there are only a few things they ask for. Not to be taken for granted, honesty, to make them feel special, (remember she’s the superstar, you’re her fan) make them laugh and to have an orgasm on a regular basis (every time you have sex). Is that complicated lads?... Oh almost forgot, to also listen, be her best friend and her lover. This manual will uncomplicate the opposite sex so we can all live in harmony… hopefully.
The Beginning
Now guys when we first meet our other halves we are always telling them how sexy, how beautiful, how wonderful they are. Then we stop a couple of months down the line. Why is that? Is it because we think we've got the goods we don’t need to try any more? Big mistake. Remember guys any man can get a woman. Keeping one is a whole different ball game. Now I'm not saying you should lay it on thick like we do in the beginning, but at least once a day say something nice about her or to her, buy her something once in a while. Jewellery, (every woman loves a bit of jewellery) a day at the spa, her favourite chocolates, perfume, (princess by Vera Wang is a good choice as is J'adore by Dior... (That lady is something else!... Anyway 3-2-1, annnnd back in the room). Guys I know we hate to, but go out shopping with the Mrs. You'll pick up on what she likes, what shoe size and dress size. Are you getting the picture now? Back to saying something nice to the Mrs, every woman likes to be called a princess even Tom – boys. Trust me, give it a try and watch your Mrs either smile or blush. The reason for this goes back to their childhood. Most wanted or pretended they were little princesses, daddy or mummy would call them ‘my little princess’. But remember, if you’re going to call your Mrs a princess make sure you treat her like one. ‘ The treat them mean keep them keen’ philosophy is old and it can back fire on you. The reason why is because ‘real women’ don’t like games, is that Women on a whole don’t like to feel on edge. They like the three C’s, and they are: to feel Comfortable, feel in Control (but really we are) and the big one: Commitment.
