room 71

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[yoongi closes
the door behind as they
hideout outside of the
toilet with a broken door.]

NAMJOON: this looks familiar

TAEHYUNG: we're back at the toilets where hyung was stuck at

NAMJOON: the doorknob was an accident okay?

TAEHYUNG: define accident

NAMJOON: an accident is when an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in damage or injury.

YOONGI: can you shut up please, im getting a headache

TAEHYUNG: define unexpectedly

YOONGI: stop

NAMJOON: sorry. anyways yoongi hyung explained what did you meant by someone else is the killer?

YOONGI: oh right. the killer wasn't me, it was jungkook

[namjoon and
taehyung looked
at him, confused.]

TAEHYUNG: jungkook?

NAMJOON: jungkook?

YOONGI: yes

TAEHYUNG: as in jeon jungkook?

YOONGI: yes

NAMJOON: i have no words

TAEHYUNG: lies, jungkook won't target jimin or hoseok. if he was the killer he would've killed joon hyung first

NAMJOON: why me?

TAEHYUNG: because you're the brains of our group which means that you can catch the killer out easily

YOONGI: i would like to quote jimin here, namjoon is probably first at home which means he isn't exactly iq 148

NAMJOON: shut up it's scientifically and biologically proven that i have the IQ of 148

YOONGI: that's no way to talk to someone who's a year older than you

NAMJOON: sorry

YOONGI: so we should avoid his killer ass until we get out of here

TAEHYUNG: i can't believe you but okay

YOONGI: if you want to be dead in the game earlier be my guest and don't believe me

[taehyung immediately
keeps quiet.]

NAMJOON: did i just noticed that we're back at the same place strangely?

TAEHYUNG: we're in the room and we're outside of the toilet wiht the broken door which you were stuck in

[namjoon looks
to his side.]

NAMJOON: being stuck in the toilet with jimin is terrible

YOONGI: back to the conversation we were having. so i think the reason why jungkook didn't go for namjoon is because hoseok is an easy target and we all know that jungkook knows that jimin reads fanfictions about them so that's why they were the first victims

[namjoon look at
yoongi in awe while
taehyung's mouth was
gape open.]

TAEHYUNG: this is the first time i hear yoongi hyung talking more than 10 words

YOONGI: embrace the moment tae because once im out you won't find me talking like this

NAMJOON: now that you mentioned it you may be right

YOONGI: you mean i am right

[suddenly the door
burst open.]

TAEHYUNG: holy fuck who is that??

SEOKJIN: how dare you idiots ditched me all by myself

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episode: twelve

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omgomg guys
tomorrow is dynamite
release and tbh
i think im going
to die because
of taehyung
i hate this :(