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one blissful morning you decide to go out and drink some nice water from ur loactal bath house. you see a dog. glistining. i nthe wind. shes amaizng. and the guys with her are okay. yoiu pet the dog the owneryou pressume is the owner slaps you saying baack off you plauge rat licker.  you smile thanks papa the man in athe whire coat who is soaking wet with pickle jucie kissess you . mmm pickel s you lick his tastly hand . the dog is hapier you pet the dog nad sit in the bath they join oyou. you laugh those stupid men how dare they sit near you i am god  these pesents dont know what will hit thme. you walk over to them and say. you have stuodju and i cannot stand ye. i will eat you if you do not make me laug

te men quvier. 

they say okay. thye have a year to make me laugh or else they will die. 

the men look what are ye names i ask angeryly. they say ye areth uni and anus and we come from ye above .  they look at each longingly and unus sas no we cannot kiss here/  adn the transition 

all the sunden putin bustrt throught the wall like kool man and bam shoot me in chrst ohhh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i am dying ut no unis looks at wiht a gazr of a god and then punches puti nth ethe next unuverse and i am there wuth anus and  i look and im liek wow i cannot beileve you are here wth me i look at him thanks the dog looks at me i look aher she smileliek humaan and i say how 

HOW 

how is this this god of man so handsome. no i musnt we are in my room and my mom is there and im naked. and hahah fuckc im actually not bget boofed gimem me ur diamods.

themend want affecncinton but no. the cannot hacve because they yet ot make a funny meme or laugh so now i wai for 365 days for them to maek me lauh nadow accoring ot my data that is a year. 

now thye a yeR TO MAKE ME KAUG 

and okat boys i say emsnisulinh and now thyre scared lil babys cause they cannot handle a woman of my intenolgance orman of my intelogance isk whay gernder u r

the man in balck suit came up to me and sa y wowo look at this meme 

i say meme not funny and i do not laugh how could you show me a meme so unborijg amd not ocmidcan

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i say meme not funny and i do not laugh how could you show me a meme so unborijg amd not ocmidcan. i smasck him on his thci jjusicey ass he leaves and i ook at eef i say meme was subpar/ like in golf when yu ger a hole in obe its not good onyl okay hahah jk its so bad im going t stiomp a aby . i do not stomp babies its ajoke forcomidey and not irl pelase do no areest me ido not have stomp abbeis o swaer pleas edont sew me amy schmer stop making jokes about ur pusssy and stealing babeis thaks okay good nught 


anywyas i stmp eef into the soment grnd like a toddler vUSe i do not stomp babeis; andi then i look at murk and i smirk you mruk make me funny lamo hoohoo laugh 

anywyas i stmp eef into the soment grnd like a toddler vUSe i do not stomp babeis; andi then i look at murk and i smirk you mruk make me funny lamo hoohoo laugh 

Ups! Tento obrázek porušuje naše pokyny k obsahu. Před publikováním ho, prosím, buď odstraň, nebo nahraď jiným.

murk thats nto even a meme hats a fact with marilyn monroe on it you chqepskateck how dare you/

okay end og story bye

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