𝙼𝙲 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜(𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜/𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢𝚜)

𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 - 𝙰𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜

Florida was hot as fuck, the Alligator in your pool was not how you saw your day going

sighing you called a friend, "Hey Dream? Can ya come over for a bit, there's another Alligator in the pool" you say

"Again? Fine, ill be there in 10" he ends the call on you

Dream and you were good friends sometimes you'd flirt, you had to admit he was hot

You looked at the Alligator, and said to it, "Could you, I dunno, go away?" you asked nicely

It snapped its jaws at you in protest.

"Guess thats a no" you sigh, also calling Animal Control and your situation for when you and Dream do catch the alligator

gettin out the old 'alligator catcher' you called it, you waited for Dream to come

watching the alligator in spare time, until you finally heard a knock

"Took you long enough, I was about to make friends with good old James here!"

"You named the alligator?" he facepalmed

"You were taking too long!" you argued back

"Yeah, yeah lets just get this over with" he sighs, taking the gator catcher from your hands

"You distract it while I hook its head" Dream states his plan, creeping behind the thing

A/N Don't fucken roast me idk how tf to catch an alligator I live in California LMAO (just go with it, sry not sry if I offended you)

You say to James, "So how you doing?" as if it can hear you, it snaps is jaws at you, taking the bait

"Uhh Dream imma need you to catch it or im gonna be chump for this gater!" you yell to him

"Im working on it!" he yells back, getting in position

You start to back away, carefully, not trying to die

It creeps forward on you, right then as its about to attack, Dream catches its mouth and tightens it so the gater can't move his mouth or escape

"Thanks," you tell him

"No problem" he laughs

The Animal Control soon shows up to take the gater away

"I know I said to distract the alligator, BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ALMOST GOTTEN YOURSELF KILLED!" Dream yells out to you, clearly concerned

"Yeah but I didn't, I knew prince charming would be on his way to save the day" you sarcastically remark

Sweat drips down his brows and onto his neck, "What if I didn't? What if I let your dumbass die?" he tells you

Distracted by the sweat and swears from him, you lazily nod you head, "mhm"

You see his figure begin to anger and him yelling at you, ending his words in, "Are you even LISTENING?"

"Huh? you were talking?" you stupidly say

"oh my god- im going inside with the AC, its too hot out here" he laughs

"Maybe your too hot" you suggest

He laughs, "Tell me something new, sweetheart" and walks inside, you following

"So what do you want to do? Now that your over here?" you ask him

"I don't know, you got any good movies?" he asks

"Nah not really, we could watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off" you tell him

"Sure, ill get the snacks" he replies and steps into your kitchen grabbing popcorn and some licorice

he swiftly hops onto the couch and puts his hand over your shoulders, and you lean your head on his shoulder, watching the movie

Dream occasionally laughs, which turns to wheezes, which gets you laughing too

soon you were a laughing fit, not even laughing at something funny, just the stupidity of it all

"Oh my god-" you choke of laughter on your sentence, not even finishing it "you are such a tea kettle!" you laugh

"I know!" he wheezes out, tears forming in his eyes

once the tears and laughs dry out, your voices are strained, tired from being used to much

"we are so stupid" you say

"just you" Dream replies

"I take that a compliment" you roll onto your stomach to see Dream looking up to the ceiling

perching up with your elbows on the ground your hands on your face, eyes looking at Dreams head, "you look dumb when upside down" you say

His eyes look into yours, "I could say the same thing about you, but that would be a lie" he said, stupid smiling

your cheeks flush, "Oh?" you say, "Dweamms got a little cwush?" you immitate a baby voice

"No, you just look dumb all the time" he replies, laughing

"Damn, I was boutta say 'are we about to kiss rn?' but you ruined it." You tell him

He laughs, "Say less baby gurl" he smirks

He sits up towards you, his hands laying on your face, his thumb tracing your bottom lip, letting it bounce, before leaning in closer

"We're about to kiss rn" he whispers on your lips before connecting them, you move your head and lean deeper into the kiss, he licks your bottom lip asking for deeper entrance

A/N i want to fucking die *read in google voice*

You pull apart gasping for air, breathing heavily, before going back at it, fighting for dominance but you clearly losing, cmon its Dream, what did you expect

after making out for a bit Dream pulls away saying, "Wanna play Minecraft tomorrow?" he laughs, getting ready to leave

"Yeah, sure" you smile, seeing him get into his car and drive away

I had no fucking plot at all (as usual) so idk wtf that was, lets just never do it again 🐱

I changed part of this to a good idea from a reader(lol idk their name LOL)