Don't make inappropriate noises when your kids are still awake. If you know what I mean. It'll scare your kids for life.
-G. W.
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FanfictionSome simple parenting tips from your favorite dad: George Washington. (Just so you know this book is a joke. I don't actually know much about parenting.)
Tip #2
Don't make inappropriate noises when your kids are still awake. If you know what I mean. It'll scare your kids for life.
-G. W.
