Because I Just Found It So Funny

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You've just returned to Phoenix Drop after a long journey to a far away village, on business for Aphmau.

Anyway, you just let Dante take your horse to put it back in the stables with the other horses. As you're walking, you notice a lone grave that you don't recall being there. Approaching it, you see Laurance's name engraved into the stone. You gasp, wondering how in the world this could've possibly happened. Then, just as you're about to drop your weapon, you hear someone's voice. It sounds like it's.... coming from the ground?

"Where... oh son of a-- WHO THE FUCK PULLED THIS SHIT AGAIN!?" Laurance snarls. "CAN'T A SHADOW KNIGHT SLEEP IN PEACE!? I SWEAR, IF THIS WAS GARROTH'S DOING THEN I'M GONNA KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER!"

After that little session is over, you hear the sound of kicking (kneeing is the better term) and punching the wooden lid of the coffin.

What do you do?

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