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so this text is them and this text is you

Charles

you better not fuck anybody else

that's what I'm for. only that

y/n

that's not the only thing you're good for

you're my sweet, loving, gorgeous girlfriend

jae I jsut threw up

Who happens to be a lightweight


Man

impregnate me

like seriously hit me raw

y/n where are you

I don't need you saying this to other dudes

in your mum's bed

y/n!

no I literally wanna head to New Zealand

I'll meet you there

Lili

you wanna know something lil daddy

how much have you drunk?

it doesn't matter do you wanna know or what?

tell me in the morning

please stay hydrated

stay safe baby

Madelaine

can you order me an uber so I can get home?

baby you're home

no I'm at yours

y/n you moved in with me

Cole

do you have a girlfriend?

yes :)

are you serious? I've fucking missed my shot

baby what are you on about?

don't be calling me baby if you got a girlfriend

YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND

Jordan

i hate u

what have I done?

you aren't giving me cuddles

how am I meant to give you cuddles when you're at a party?

that seems like a personal problem

Drew
you are the sweetest thing in the universe of candy land

y/n are you drunk?

would you put me in candy land jail if I was?

no baby

your so polite

how much have you had to drink?

one

maybe

two

really?

bottles



Camila

hi

hey baby

we gotta talk

what's going on?

this is serious

what's wrong?

i wanna be your teddy bear

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