You know when you get food stuck in your teeth and your trying to look cool?
I've got the answer!
Cool. If someone asks you what your doing to your tooth, just say you got in a fist fight earlier and your trying to clean the blood off.
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Leave in the comments if you tried that and if it worked! ;D
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Dork. Say that when you were wiping your bottom that you got poo on your fingers without noticing and then you ate a sandwich and you got poo on your teeth so your wiping it off.
