𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 | 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

[𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁]

"If you wanna be my lover"
Bouncing with every step, the girl we all know and love ran through the streets of her hometown. Her light red hair (it used to be vibrant, but now it's faded and her roots are showing– It's not a look) was being blown out of her face by the wind.

"You gotta get with my friends"
Without a care in the world, she loudly sang along to the songs playing in her head. She forgot her headphones at home.

"Make it last forever friIIEndship never eeeeends~"
A guy walking his dog shot her a look. 'Oh, it's that one' And just like that, he let her be and continued trying to stop the golden Retriever from eating rocks. It's nothing new to see her doing dumb shit in this area.

"If you wannabe–" She stopped dead in her tracks. Slowly, and with a horrified expression, she liftet her right foot. It felt like time stopped. No. This couldn't be. It had to be fake.

There, laying before her crunched in a crack of the sidewalk, was a daisy. Panicking, she fell down to her knees and liftet its 'head' up. She cringed when a pedal fell off.
"Sir, are you ok?! Do you need an ambulance?!"
Nearly screeching, she tried to smoothen out the pedals. When the stem broke in half, she clenged her heart while sobbing dramatically.
"Allison, write down the time. We lost her."
The dog guy sweatdropped.

When she finally got home from a long day of secretly eating pretzels under her table and teachers jelling at her, she pulled out her phone. Well, not before changing, removing her makeup and taking someone ice cream from the freezer. Who needs healthy food when there's ice cream?

2:47 pm | captn squad

gimmeattention
I killed a flower today :(

Teru
Ah yes, that's where the sensation of death came from

gimmeattention
I stepped on it :(

Teru
I'd let you step on me–

gimmeattention
Oh?

Am I hearing a bottom?

Teru
Stawp

gimmeattention
Aww Teru baby

I have a huge soft spot for you and it honestly scares me a little

fabtrash

But why–

Kuroona
He's the opposite of cute

gimmeattention
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy

[gimmeattention changed Teru's username to squishy]

squishy
I normally would complain

But I love you so I'll take everything I can get

Iwaizoomi
What the heck

squishy
I shall be her squishy

gimmeattention
Aww baby 🥺

Yes you are my squishy

Kuroona
The singles are just trying to live their lifes

Bokutowl
Are we just going to ignore the fact that (Y/N) stepped on an innocent flower

fabtrash
Exactly, we should make her regret it

gimmeattention
I'm really sorry 😔

I wanted to call an ambulance, but it was already too late

fabtrash
I hope you cried, bitch

gimmeattention
I almost did

Daddy
I'm really dissapointet in you, (Y/N)

gimmeattention
I'M SORRY DADDY

I'LL BE MORE CAREFUL

Wakkun
It's okay, we accept your apology

Under one condition

gimmeattention
What is it?

I'll do it

squishy
We're gonna have a group call

gimmeattention
Okay

Bokutowl
With camera

gimmeattention
...

Guys...

How could you betray me like that?

Kuroona
You hurt a flower

We hurt you

gimmeattention
But I'm ugly and fat and greasy 😔

Iwaizoomi
We don't care we wanna see you

gimmeattention
Just go on my insta??

fabtrash
I can't see your face clearly in that mess of memes

gimmeattention
But Oink🥺

Once you really see me you'll stop talking to me and then I'll be all alone again

Wakkun
Bullshit, I'm starting a call

"Oof this ugly bitch boutta lose sum fräncies", she mumbled to herself, not even trying to fix her hair that was in some sort of nest on top of her head. After a couple of seconds, a group call popped up on her screen and she quickly acceptet. The camera was facing her hair, and nothing else.

"The Captains have gathere–"
"And Iwa-chan"
"... The Captains and Iwa-chan have gathered here today to look at our precious (Y/N) in all her glory, with the excuse of being mad at her for stomping on an innocent flower.", Kuroo announced with a lopsided grin.
She let out a whine, but all the boys could see was her hair bobbing.

"*gasp* that's so cute" The girl could hear herself whining again, before burrying her face in her pillow. She was laying on her stomach, cuddled in a way took big hoodie an top of her bed.

"(Y/N)-Chan, let us see your face~"
"I'm warning you, I'm not wearing makeup, so you'll have to see litterally black eyebags, crappy skin, invisible eyelashed and one of the most ugly noses of the entire–"
"Shut up and look at us."

Why did Daichi need to have so much control over her again? Against her own will, she moved the phone to let the camera face her. Collective gasps could be heard.

She looked... Tired, but they for some reason decided she was pretty.

After a little while of complete silence, the chaos broke out.
"AHH! SO CUTE (Y/N)–CHAN!"
"Creepy..."
"You're the real squishy in this relationship!"