2 going too collafge

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weednose is going to colage he sais by to cat he has a kaat the name is fernando black cat white spots hes a blak kat with wite spots. .he feeds it then sais by by! cat is upset but sies ok. he gos out door and gos to skool collage grade 15 he s happy and sees freind. hesatys hi and leevs. he is soad that his parents are deceased no more not around gone bye bye
at skool he sees hot boy ist jesus omg!!1! he prays and says hello"HEllo" he suas wow this guy is wowzers hot hesus thinks in his head the y almsot kis but not sont.

"HELO" big boobed woman wakls two up the streps onot podium. "HELO" her mouf big red lips my father would emjoy. "WElCUM TO THIS GLORIUS N HOLYY LAMD."'' weednose loks i's wif jeusussu face gos RED.

his nees become weka, and his jarms become heacy, ghe ehtne comits on his sweater slready, weednose can see jesus's mothers spaghetti in said vomit, ewwww hahah.

"HOLY MOLY GACAMOOL' SHE shoots shoooled at the sudden pukign wlacaka mih to dorm, wednooze. seh shouts lood.

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