America: Yo dudes! I'm having a party later and you're all invited! I just need some hella good food!
China: Chinese cuisine is definitely one of the best. You should have Chinese food. China take all!
Japan: What about Japanese food? Not onry does it taste good, we know how to present it as welrl.
Romano: No offense to you oldies, but Italian food is obviously the No. 1 choice here. We have pizza, lasagna, ravioli, spaghetti-
Italy: Yes, pasta is the No. 1 food!
Romano: Don't interrupt me you bastard!
France: How about some French food? Our desserts are simply magnifique!
England: Your desserts may be alright, but you freaks eat snails and frogs. No one with taste buds would ever want to eat that. Why don't I help out with some of my cooking?
Everyone: *About to leave* England is cooking? No thanks, America! We're out!
America: Dude... When will you learn no one can stomach that crap?
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Hetalia: Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionHetalia and quotes they might say. Just for fun.
