In a Diner...
Dean: Aw Man. The food in this place is so much better than the food in the dumpster behind this place.
Drew: get used to it. Your days of eating out of dumpsters are Over.... For now.
Roman walks by.
Roman: enjoying your meal gen- Oh God Damnit!
Dean: Hey Roman! How's burger Time?
Roman: you burnt it to the ground with a crackpipe you Asshole! Now I gotta work here and serve pretentious dickheads like you all day! You know how hard it is to carry shit with Fucking Boxing Gloves on???
Dean: Can I get some more water? Thanks.
Roman: I'm gonna fucking murder you one day.
Roman leaves as Dean and Drew keep talking.
Dean: so... What's going on with my movie?
Drew: The Audience wants authenticity so we gotta get the whole crew together. Starting with the Worm Guy (Sami) and the Fat... Thing (Kevin)
Dean: Great. I'm sure pulling them out of a mountain of coke and Tits should be no problem. And you know I've been doing some thinking about Seth and-
Drew: Hey speak of the devil.
Seth was walking towards them wearing all these gold chains and dressing up like a complete pimp.
Seth: Drew-Bone!!! You look like a penis. Hey Dean who's dick did you pause to get seated in here huh? Nah I'm just fucking with you. No hard feelings huh? Let's make a movie what do you say?
Dean: What do I say?
He gets a gun out and shoots Seth!
Dean: How bout Die Fucker! Fucking Die!! Hahaha!
Reality.....
Seth: Yo! Dip shit!
Dean wakes up.
Seth: What do you say man? We doing this or What?
Dean: oh yeah let's do it. In fact I think it's best if Seth gets Top billing in this. Seth And Dean: Two Bad Boys!!!
Drew: oh my god. Love it!
Seth: Wait a minute, What's your angle here Dean?
Dean: No Angle man! I just want this to be the biggest Fucking movie of all time!
Seth: I don't know if I trust you but.... Top billing and player 1 I like the sound of that!
Drew: Love it! Oh man I wanna bash something to death so bad right now let's fucking party!
Dean/Seth/Drew: *excited screaming*
Roman: Yeah! alright! We're all back! The 4 musketeers right? Ha ha right? Frying and Buying! Yeah come on! Aw man! I'm not in the movie am I?
End of Chapter!
Is Dean up to something to get revenge on Seth? Find out soon.
