basically just enjoy it.pov : it's midnight and you go for a jog. after about ten minutes of jogging, you hear weird noises. you stop and turn around to see a car speeding towards you. the car then runs you over and you black out.
😝.
- time skip 😏✨
you wake up to see a delicious high ass redheaded girl pointing a gun at you. "this is a robbery 😡" she screams. "well i ain't giving you shit cuz ya girl broke" you screamed back at her. "i don't want your money" she said back. "then wtf do you want cuz i gotta go walk my fish and your wasting my damn time 🙄".
"i want love" she says. "bitch what" you reply.
"i said, i want love 🥺" she says again. at this point you were about to run tf away from her crackheaded ass until she put the gun down and started crying about how she's a sad lonely bitch and how she needs a friend."i'm not like other girls 😢 i'm not even attracted to timoteeth chevrolet" she cries.
😀 - you
😏 - moop"lol ogey" - 😀
"but i listen to billie eilish 😢" - 😏
"did i ask" - 😀
"but i'm a gamer girl 😫" - 😏
"and i'm married to clairo, charli,
and chase rutherford 😻" - 😀"but i- 🥺" - 😏
"OK FINE I'LL BE YOUR MF FRIEND SJSJKS" - 😀
"YAYYYY" - 😏
THE END.
- y'all this was in my drafts for like 2 months- 💀💀
wtf was i thinking 😭😭
btw do y'all know that one bird girl on tiktok?? i'm simping over her lol 💔
k bye.
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𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐒.
Hài hướcall my stans in one!! 😼 so basically i just got bored and decided to make this 💀 i'm all jokes so don't take my happy ass seriously 😀 so yeah dont read 😋💯 super boring 😜👶 why u still reading tf 🙄🙄