crack lol.

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basically just enjoy it.

pov : it's midnight and you go for a jog

Rất tiếc! Hình ảnh này không tuân theo hướng dẫn nội dung. Để tiếp tục đăng tải, vui lòng xóa hoặc tải lên một hình ảnh khác.

pov : it's midnight and you go for a jog. after about ten minutes of jogging, you hear weird noises. you stop and turn around to see a car speeding towards you. the car then runs you over and you black out.

😝.

- time skip 😏✨

you wake up to see a delicious high ass redheaded girl pointing a gun at you. "this is a robbery 😡" she screams. "well i ain't giving you shit cuz ya girl broke" you screamed back at her. "i don't want your money" she said back. "then wtf do you want cuz i gotta go walk my fish and your wasting my damn time 🙄".

"i want love" she says. "bitch what" you reply.
"i said, i want love 🥺" she says again. at this point you were about to run tf away from her crackheaded ass until she put the gun down and started crying about how she's a sad lonely bitch and how she needs a friend.

"i'm not like other girls 😢 i'm not even attracted to timoteeth chevrolet" she cries.

😀 - you
😏 - moop

"lol ogey" - 😀

"but i listen to billie eilish 😢" - 😏

"did i ask" - 😀

"but i'm a gamer girl 😫" - 😏

"and i'm married to clairo, charli,
and chase rutherford 😻" - 😀

"but i- 🥺" - 😏

"OK FINE I'LL BE YOUR MF FRIEND SJSJKS" - 😀

"YAYYYY" - 😏

THE END.

- y'all this was in my drafts for like 2 months- 💀💀




wtf was i thinking 😭😭








btw do y'all know that one bird girl on tiktok?? i'm simping over her lol 💔

k bye.

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