America Scourge x Reader

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you are at mcdonalds and u see the sexiest cat ever and he's voring a big mac and his feet are amazing and hot.

you look at him and blush and say "sexy feet toes" and then u realize he heard u and u hid under the table. suddenly he comes undr the table with you and you panic.

"ur a dumb idiott and u shud not stare at peeple and say sexy feet toes" he says and then he slaps ur face.

"im sorry i just thought u were so amazing and hot and i wanted to buy u a big mac" you say and u blush.

"ok then thats gud im amerika scourj whats ur name?" he sits down and east another big mac

"im y/n and amerca scourrg is a cool and epik name" u say and u buy him a big mac.

he blushes and u think about how amazing and hot he is

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