Bnha chatfic/kiritodobaku/iidakamideku

The fourth thing or whatever

kamiandiida'sdaddy: Help? Please?

Tokoyami: What is it Midoryia?

Kamiandiida'sdaddy: We needed food, so we went shopping. The dekusquad insisted on coming, and todoroki brought bakugou as well, so the Bakusquad followed, and....

Jirou : And?

Switchbby: Sorry, Izu is preoccupied. Mina is floating above aisle nine, occako is pukeing her guts out, bakugou is laughing, kiri is crying over the burned crocs section, todoroki is in shock, iida is frozen in a wall of ice, Deku is trying to awaken todoroki, and I'm informing you.

Momo: How did this happen? 

Switchbby: Some idiot employee, who is getting yelled at by Tsu in the corner, turned up the music controls before putting on a super loud rock song, and todo and 'Chaco got startled.

Tokoyami: I'm getting Mr. Aizawa

Momo: Don't, he's makeing out with Present Mic in his office.

Pinkypie: I think Baku saw that. He's stareing at his phone in shock.

Switchbby: We still need help over here?

Jirou: We're on our way, everyone who isn't stranded at the supermarket, TO CLASS ONE A's VAN!

Tokoyami: We have a van?

Aoyama: Oui. 

Hagakure: Babe! Your alive!

Pinkypie: we also need to talk about when they happend.