A/N: Angst!
Interview started 11:15 am.
M: You sit here, Potter.
P: Here?
M: Yes, there. And speak into this.
{pause as subject shuffles.}
M: Now, Potter, can we just pretend we aren't mortal enemies for a moment and get this interview over with?
P: Sure. But you need to call me Harry, and I'll call you Draco. Deal?
{pause.}
M: Deal.
{uncomfortable pause.}
M: After you saved the Wizarding World from the Dark Lord, why did you vote for all Death Eaters to be kept under house arrest, instead of sending them to Azkaban?
P: My godfather, Sirius Black, was innocent. Azkaban practically killed him anyways. No one deserves that, if there is any possibility that they could be acting under the Imperius Curse or another means of magical enslavement.
M: And how are you sure that none have any desires to continue Dark deeds?
P: They were all questioned under Veritaserum and deemed "safe".
{subject puts air quotes around "safe".}
M: and why didn't you question me? Why am I not under house arrest?
{suddenly sinister tones in both.}
P: Because you were young. Naive. Helpless. Weak.
M: Don't call me weak, Potter.
P: I told you to call. Me. Harry.
{interviewer's voice becomes shaky.}
M: Did it ever occur to you that I have feelings too? That I might have, I daresay, cared for you?
{subject becomes cold.}
P: Never. You'll always be a heartless bully to me, Malfoy. You've lost your chance. Goodbye.
{subject leaves the room furiously, slamming the door.}
Interview terminated 11:48 am.
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Drarry Oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all! Fluff, angst, and all around Harry and Draco being cute and oblivious together! Indefinite hiatus. Cover by coffee_addict2005, art by alek.dar.