i am immune 😌⛄️✨

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so with that art project thing

we weren't allowed to use any pencil on it
and like we didn't have any planning or
anything, we just started our final copy
with sharpie right away,, and like there's
sharpie everywhere-

i didn't get the sharpie on my phone case
off so that's just there now- i got sharpie on
most of my other supplies, and cos of my face
being like 😛 2 cm away from the paper at
all times ,

the sharpie probably got to my brain or
something becos the smell one no longer
bothers me, and two smells like coffee now ??
and it's just smells good ?? and like i can
smell it everywhere now?? even if i didn't
have sharpies there ??

but anyways so like yeah

my face hurts i dropped my phone on it
like 12 times today

also um i'm :hungry: and wanna watch a
movie so catch me finally watching the
breakfast club 😮🥰💥✨😛😺⛄️

but like :hunger:

ok um i wanna dye my hair but my
mom won't let me 😮😮🤨🧐👺👺

i'll just keep asking until
she says yes

quick snaps everyone
i'm so smart

OMG SO I SAY QUICK SNAPS AT
E V E R Y T H I N G IRL AND IT
MAKES ME SO MAD COS IDK WHY
AND LIKE I JUST DO THIS WEIRD
"aHahE quiCk snapS :snap snap:"
THING AND AT EVERYTHING TOO
LIKE ITLL BE SUPER LAME AND
"quiCk snapS" OR LIKE SUPER
COOL AND "quiCk snapS" AND
IDK HOW TO STOP OR IF I EVEN
WANT TO ??? BUT IK I DO ???

ok anyways
streeeeeetcchhhhhhh

sorry i had to stretch

i poked myself in the eye with my phone

🤑🤧🤠🤢😑🥴😬😮😑

i'd let robert sheehan slap me

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i'd let robert sheehan slap me

ok that wasn't what i was looking
for in my camera roll but i found
it so i thought u should see it too

LMFAO WHY IS OUR CAR ALARM
GOING OFF ITS 1:36 AM PLS SIR

ok i was trying to find it but i got distracted
by some screenshots of a chat i was sending
someone becos ☕️ coffee

also the car alarm

not what i had to show u either but cmon he reminds me of a ginger erik lehnsherr even though he shouldn't

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not what i had to show u either but
cmon he reminds me of a ginger erik
lehnsherr even though he shouldn't

ok and ellen pompeo looks like a
glorified great bitchish baking show
judge

BITCHISH I PROMISE I MEAN BRITISH

pov ur blah blah blah but i'm a british
gentlemen from the 1800s

he's all over my fyp at the same time
everyday cos that's when he posts the
british gentleman povs and i find that
so funny ok

okok lemme find the picture

okok lemme find the picture

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dance bug

also not what i wanted to show u i
just wanted to

i think i deleted it whoops

anyways

i'm not tired but i keep getting
distracted so i'm gonna go to bed
cos i'm pretty tired gn muah

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