The Disastrous Life Of Saiki. K (reader insert)

Eeyyyy A New Student

Just like ever other tdlosk fanfic our day starts at PK Akademi were flowers are singing and birds are blooming.

And off we can't start off without saying 'eeyyyy you are a transfer student' because having the reader already attending the school is a huge no no

Anyway by now you would think that after having four freak accidents that happened to be certain transfer students you would think the students would be cautious but nnnnnoooooppppeeee

'hahaha I hope it's a girl~'

'hahaha I hope its a boy~'

'lololol I already know that this hoe ain't gonna be pretty, why? Because I am the perfect human and no one can match up to me~'

'I wonder if this student could have something to do with dark reunion...'

'I am hungry...'

Yare yare Saiki thought some people just don't learn...hopefully this person won't be a pain...unlike some people

The teacher entered the class and told everyone to sit down...because that's literally all they do unless there is a certain green afro bitch involved

"class please welcome the new transfer student (y/n) (l/n)"

In came a *insert a description of yourself* girl and Boi did she look like a completely normal human being

But all the god damn boys were head over heels for her already and the girls were insanely jealous for absolutely no reason at all

Even Terurashi had her eyes wide open

Why

Because the plot demands it

Even Saiki seemed interested in the seemingly average girl

Why

Because plot

The teacher asked the new girl to sit next to Nendou Riki

Not because of plot but because in ever god damn fanfic the reader sits around Saiki or the window seat

"HEY NEWBIE OVER HERE!!!!!!!" A random person yelled from the back of the class

Any awe that was focused towards the girl changed into sympathy

(y/n) awkwardly walked towards the guy and sat down next to him

His hair looked like a rat chewed it off and died right in center and he gave off a 'hi a rock is smarter then me vibe' but hey never judge a book by its cover

Then the creep did a 90 with his head and scared the shit out of the girl

"yo do you like ramen?" he randomly asked

"....uh sure?"

"cool you are my new pal from now on"

"... Nani?"

*time skip brought you by Mr Saiki Licking shoes*

'ah so far so good' the (h/c) haired girl thought 'thankfully I don't seem to be at the center of attention right now, that's a relief'

And so no one bothered you for the rest of the day, which you greatly appreciated because you didn't like too much attention

Lol just kidding, no peace for you fam

As soon as the bell rang people swram around you and started asking you questions

Don't be mad at me be mad at the thicc plot

Saiki looked at the poor girl and sighed yare yare I shouldn't have expected much, hopefully this won't affect my life in any way

Lol Saiki I think you forgot what this book is about