bread & mutually respek [l.s]

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i seriously thought i deleted this off the face of the earth; but guess who's wrong!

me.

let's continue where we left off, shall we?

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Mr. Styles got resurrected by the one, the only, Zayn the greek god Malik.

shit.

wait wrong one-

look at him. harry's not the only one with asthma now 🥵

i mean..

harry dusted the gucci dust off of him, because every single part of his body was gucci.

or louis' COUGH

i meannnn.. whaaaaaa?

the bags under his eyes are gucci.

that's all i have to say.

wait no i need to commentate this story.

did i use the word commentate correctly?
what ever, i'm too lazy to check what's right or wrong.

after, what? 18 months? hardy stiles got resurrected. and he came back, new and improved 🐸

im actually so done with this. they met and got larried! YAY!

roll the fucking credits

hardy stiles as harysnkd stulesuv

lewis styles-tomlinson as the feisty kitty

zen as the fucking greek god (waz new)

neil horizon as the ōïrįśh butterfly

and this is liam payne (WHOOO PLOT TWIST BITCH)

signing off.