Um I crrated this empty draft on 9/11 of 2020 umm i ggueus I'll just write this now?? (It March 25 2022 12:18 a:m rn) Aalso first x reader of this book YAY!!😋😋👍
Yyou waalking down the streets of itally trying to find a iice cream vendor. Yyou finanly spot one and head over but theere a line, so yyouwstand in it behind a bllonde guy in pink.
While you waiting, he tturn arorund and look at you. "Hello Singoora, buyying ice ccream?" "What it llok like😑?" Yyou say sasssily
"Oh yyou a little spicky mkkkkaaay I like ythat (I'm Itaalian)" he saay in air partantheses
"What the ffuck was that" yoyu think in your head
Youu also tthjnkign about hoow his perky tits are trying tto desperately escapoe from the heart shapped hole on his shiirt
And aare thosoe,, milk stains?,,,,
You akkwardly stare at him and trry to look around him to sseeif the line has moved
"I'm Giorno Giovanna. Whata your name?" Hhe introduces himself, pusshing out his chehst proudly so THEY THE BOOBS are noow toucchign you
"Uh...(y/n)... hey, I tthink the gguy ahhead of yoyu left so yoyu can-"
"Ice creamms on me. How aabout it?" He snarlls wwhile cool guy leeaning on a Mustang
"Uum sure I gguues,,," yoyu say as he ordsers for the both of you m
He lleads you ovevr to a park bench
On thhe way thehre he beated up a tooddler with a blue uniform and ssilver hair whwining about a stoleen suiitcase
"(Y/n), ccan I tell yyou a sceret?" Giorno ask you while looking sly
"Sure.?" Yyou say wwhilst disguutingly slurping and llickign on you choaclate ice cream (IF YOYU DONT LIKE THEE CHOSCLATE FUCK YOYOUUU ESPICALY IF YOU LIKE VANILA-FUCCCKK YOU!!!!!"
"I ppayed for this ice ccreams with yyiu money,, until next ttime,," hhe say while laaugjing and leaving
You pull out a revolver and pump him full of lead
"OW DAMNIT WHAT THE FFUCCCK I ONLYL TOOK 7 PESOS!!! 😭😭😭" GIRORNO SAY SOBBING ON TRHE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS EEVRYETHING
"Yoyu pick the wrong bittch 👿" yoyu say, yyou lauaghing and walaking away this time
You at llest call an ambulalnce for him tho
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Yyou walk into the hosptiial to vvist you mentaly I'll friend OneTon, but on tthe way to hher room, yoyu see a glimpse of pink in room 7b.
You peeer in onkly to see GIORNO GIOAVA,,,
"Hey, iits you!! You fuckning shot me so much!!"
"I know, bbut you shsoudltn steal. What if I wass using my monney to pay for tthe treatmnent of my dying new bborn baby?,,, just stiick to stealing rich fools monney ok?"
"...." he thinking befroe quickly repssonding "Ok, ffair enough."
"Good booy,,, I nottcied you uh,,, you um on a bed annd I was wodnenring if"
"I wowudl love to fuck you"
"Epiic 😛" yoyu say and gget to riding the pony
I ddont rely like this one but Ok I hoped yoyu enojoy my fifrst x reader thnks bye!!😋😋
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ONESHOTS~JJBA/RDR2/HARRY POTTER
FanfictionYeah Jojos gonna be in here be quite #4 in manhood 🤪🤭
