All Sou could feel was betrayal along with the empty void in his heart , " Miss Sara?! How could you?! This will be in the top 10 anime betrayals!!! " Sou would scream in agony,, tears streaming down his face.
Sara looked down at Sou, who was kneeling on the floor as Sonics corpse flew around the room, dayumn he was hourglass... jealousy was written all over Saras face, why didn't she have big tiddies like sonic?💔
Sara whipped out her strawberry milkshake from out of her pocket, as she heelied out the window.
Sou listened out for a thud but none was to be heard, hOw cOuLD mIsS sArA dO tHis?!?!
Sou got up off his knees as he sharted his pants in the process, " so she has chosen war.... " he let out a massive sigh as he sharted again, stanky.
THATS WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BUFF KANNA BROKE THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE DORITO MANSION BREAKING THE WHOLE THING DOWN.
Sou looked up at 14'5 buff kanna, " ah,, my trusty side kick has arrived, i assumed this is because I did a delicious shart? " sou rolled his eyes.
Buff kanna started banging on her chest like a gorilla, " KANNA IS HERE BECAUSE THE KING HAS REQUESTED TO SEE U, LIL SHARTY"
"THE KING?! IVE NEVER MET HIM BEFORE?! SUSPICIOUS!!!" Sou gasped.
Then Aladdin appeared with his magic carpet taking sou and buff kanna, DAM SHE WEIGH SO MUCH, on a magical carpet ride to Poland, because Poland is everywhere. 🇵🇱
Sou arrived at the magical palace where the king was when all of a sudden, doc mcstuffins flung sou to the top of the castle as she sung Barbie theme song.
"WOAH, YOUR MAJESTY ITS AN HONOR- " Sou said, bowing down as he was flung to the king like a bowling ball, that was when he realized,, he was the king?!
" why hello there Sou, my name is Karson, but you can call me Ben Shapiro, i am you just a ben shapiro version❤️ ive summoned you here to tell you about the war-" the king spoke proudly, whilst doing renegade before getting cut out by sous crude words 🙄✋
"BUT HOW ARE U ME?! DUMB HOE HOW IS MY DUMBASS DEAD SUGAR DADDY SUPPOSED TO RECOGNIZE ME NOW?! " he whined, haha sissy. Sou then let out a loud SHART in front of his majesty.
Buff Kanna who was outside heard lil shartys signature calling and smashes the castle in too pieces, but little did she know...
Joe and Sara were outside the castle with monster can guns, ready to fire in seconds before the king Ben Shapiro screamed out, " I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass p-word
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass p-word
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word
Give me everything you got for this wet ass p-word
Beat it up,n word, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this p word right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p-word is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me
Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a n word running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that d-word (while you ride that d-word )
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet ass p-word
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet ass p-word
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet ass p-word
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet ass p-word
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
p-word A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly dang
That swang in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my butt,, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the d-word, I'ma spell my name
Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass p-word
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass p-word
Give me everything you got for this wet ass p-word
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet ass p-word
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet ass p-word
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet ass p-word
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet ass p-word, uh
(There's some whores in this house)
(There's some whores in this house)"
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yttd theories/headcanons and shit 🐛
Fanfiction⚠️WARNING SPOILERS ARE INCLUDED⚠️ i do not own any of the characters ahead, game is your turn to die
