The Adventures Of Dead Girl And Stupid Boy (A Naruto Fanfic)

Chapter Thirteen - Unexpected

Well, that was interesting...

I finally figured out how I died.

I am invincible!

I stood up and began walking back.

Not even me can defeat me!

I'm a gangsta motherfucka!

You know what I think this calls for?

You guessed it.

A musical performance!

I spun myself around and bowed.

"I finally found out how I died, think I probably should've cried, but ghosts don't have tear ducts! " I sung.

I started to do a square dance.

"Met a dude named itchy, his brother always acts so bitchy, and I think emo runs in the family! "

"I'm a fighter not a lover, I like to watch to watch people suffer, well, except for stupid. "

I stopped dancing.

"How did he get under my skin, why did I ever let him in, am I just a ghost to him? "

I twirled around quickly.

"Every time I see him I smile, even if only for a little while, sometimes he doesn't feel like a friend.... "

I covered my mouth.

Did I just say that!

I think I did...

"Shut up Ketei it'd never work, and who could like me I'm berserk, but still I, I... "

Can't say it.

Okay, no more singing.

I tried to put on a straight stoic expression but I couldn't.

So, I gave up and ran back to grumpy drunk's house with a huge smile on my face.

Well not completely back.

I found me, after about 21 minutes,trudgeing my way through the old forest, trying to remember how to get back.

I looked around at the trees surrounding me and smiled remembering....

-Flashback-

"Stupid! Don't do it! " I shouted.

"Don't worry, Ketei-chan! " naruto said hanging upside down from the side of the bridge.

Usually I was all for it when naruto did something stupid but every time he leans lower and lower from that bridge, I get more and more worried that he might fall.

Wait, why should I even care if he dies. Then we could be ghosts together...

But then, I'd still lose him.

And everyone else would lose him. I know they don't really like him that much right now but, maybe, I can help naruto out with that.

He needs more friends than me.

If he gains their rescept then maybe they'd talk to him and find out that's he's not just a stupid class clown.

Maybe they'll see him how I see him.

"Stupid, stop it! " I shouted.

He kept edging closer off the bridge laughing at me.

"I said stop. " I said darkly.

He still kept going.

"STUPID, get your ass off the side of that bridge right now, before I rip your throat out and drink pina colada's from it! " I screamed venomously.