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Karasuno + Tsukki's GF              📞               🎥

MAY 1, 8:32 PM

Shouyou Hinata
hello brethren
we are gathered here today
to talk to tsukishima's gf

ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDERERRRRRR
bruh i can't believe he got a gf before me
LIFE ISN'T FAIR 😔✌️

Buddha
where did he find this angel 😭😭😭

Tobio Kageyama
i bet she's a paid actress
maybe he rented her or smth
there's no way that a girl would like tsukishima

Shouyou Hinata
honestly we can say the same thing about you

Tobio Kageyama
what do you mean

Shouyou Hinata
about you getting a gf........
you can't even smile....... 👉😃👉

Koushi Sugawara
uh oh........

Daichi Sawamura
hinata
you dug yourself into your own grave

Tobio Kageyama
i wish there was a way for me
to punch you thru thE GODDAMN SCREEN

Shouyou Hinata
HAHAHA 😎😎
TECHNOLOGY ISN'T ADVANCED ENOUGH
FOR YOU TO DO THAT YET

Tobio Kageyama
it's fine
i'll just beat you up next practice

Shouyou Hinata
NOOOOOOOOO KAGEYAMA
PLEASE FORGIVE ME 👁💧👄💧👁

You
idk what's going on but
1. i'm unfortunately not dating tsukki
2. is it bad that i lowkey ship you guys 💀

Tobio Kageyama
...

Shouyou Hinata
HELLO WELCOME!!!!!!!!!
and a lot of girls tell us that ;-;

You
BAHAHAHAH
the bromance is real

Tadashi Yamaguchi
guys, don't forget the task at hand! 🥺

ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDERERRRRRR
you're right
forget about the beanpole and date me, Y/N ;)

Buddha
no me

ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDERERRRRRR
no me

Buddha
no me

ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDERERRRRRR
no me

Tadashi Yamaguchi
stop it djskanKDJKSNANSMXNANA
we're not here to fight over Y/N
we're here to help tsukki!

You
huhHHHHHHHHHHH

Tadashi Yamaguchi
everyone was just curious to learn more about you!
even tho it doesn't seem like it
they're all pretty close to tsukki
and care about his wellbeing!

Tobio Kageyama
false
he could fall into a ditch
and i wouldn't care 😄👍
🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

Shouyou Hinata
YOU CAN ONLY EXPRESS EMOTION
THROUGH EMOJIS TROLLOLOLOL

Tobio Kageyama
that's not funny
perish

You
wow
i love the energy we created in the studio today

Tobio Kageyama
you shouldn't
i want to kill the shortie

Tadashi Yamaguchi
ok maybe we should do this another day
it seems like this convo isn't going anywhere 😫

Shouyou Hinata
noooooooOOOOOOOOO
i'll behave once kageyama stops being a meanie

Tobio Kageyama
are you being fr
YOU STARTED IT

Shouyou Hinata
YEAH THAT'S TRUE 😎😎
I'M SAVAGE AND I'M PROUD
that should be on a t-shirt

Tobio Kageyama
i hate this kid
bye
i'm outta here 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

Shouyou Hinata
GNRKKSBXKSBXNSNSNS
COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Tadashi Yamaguchi
aaaaaaand they're gone

Buddha
Y/N
i will treat you better than the beanpole will

ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDERERRRRRR
as well as i 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️
i'll be the biggest simp for you

You
HAHAHAHAHA
i'm flattered but i'm a masochist
so tsukki's the only one for me </3
i'm not gonna cheat on my crush like that 😳

ROLLINGGGGGG THUNDERERRRRRR
i can be a sadist for you!!!!!!!

Buddha
i'll do bdsm 😏

Tadashi Yamaguchi
I'M SHUTTING THIS OPERATION DOWN
Y'ALL ARE TOO THIRSTY FOR Y/N
SAYONARA MINNA

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