I still remember third of December
Me in your sweater, you said it looked better
On me, than it did you, only if you knew
How much I liked you, but I watch your eyesAs she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized
While I dieWhy would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were HeatherWatch as she stands with her holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were deadAs she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She's got you mesmerized
While I dieWhy would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were HeatherWish I were Heather
(Oh, oh)
Wish I were HeatherWhy would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
But you like her better
Wish I were
