holly bibble

creation of earf (Planet Urt)

God: i feel like doing a mistake

*makes earf*

God: Oh hell yeah

Sometime later lmao idk im not christian-ese

Bird: caw caw and all that shit

Adam and eve do the kinky stuff

God: Ni🅱️🅱️a did i catch you having fun?

They get kicked

God: i feel like going to a cloudy place full of Hoes and McDonalds

*creates heaven*

God: oh hell yeah

To be continued