College SUCKS(a Minecraft story)

Ups and downs

(I'm just gonna go with the mob names so u guys understand what's going on)
ENDERMANS POV
I'm just gonna say it right now.......SCHOOL SUCKS!
There are only two things I like about college,1 we can sleep in,2 we are old enough to drink and be wasted.
I'm only allowed to do those things because I was kicked out of my parents house.
I get fired from Wendy's because I put to many fries in the container but other people would sneeze in the food.
That's just unrealistic.
Honestly, i was the only good employee.
Sure I was only paid $5.00 an hour and only worked from 8am to 12pm, BUT I GOT FREE FOOD.
Only cause my girlfriend was the manager and felt bad because I didn't bring lunch.
So I'm staying with mah friend in one of the dorms.
I'm with my friend cause I broke up with my girlfriend and left me for a hoe.
I thought she was straight.
But she left me for a creeper.

Skeletons POV
*flash back*
I was in my dorm and all of a sudden I heard crying in the hallway.
I went out to check it out and see Enderman crying.
"Hey why are you crying buddy?" I asked
After he told me he broke up with his girlfriend I felt bad.
Not to mention that he was kicked out his parents house.
I told him he could stay with me if he would like and he said yes.
*end of flashback *
I have a girlfriend but I think we are breaking up soon.
She thinks I don't smell the sent of a zombie on her clothes.
So I'm not that upset.
IM NOT GAY ETHER.
I gotta go Ethan keeps buying ice cream.