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(I'm so sorry in advance I'm using google translate so not everything will be right)

Third p.o.v
The avengers all sat round the table waiting to eating there dinner and also complaining on how it's taking to long for Steve to cook.
"Friday tell Pete to come down for dinner"
Steve asked trying to block out the other avengers complaining.
"Sir Peter asked if the diner was actually ready this time and your not trying to get him to set the table..... again"
Steve just sighed while the avengers tried and failed to stifle a laugh.
"Tell him dinners actually ready"
Steve said putting the food down in front of the hungry hero's.
Nat went to go get cups out the kitchen when she tripped over Bucky's foot.
Instead of talking to him in English she spoke Russian, which struck fear into the others around them as they only speak in Russian if there mad. And the avengers don't like a mad Natasha and Bucky.
"может захотеть убрать эту ногу, будет ужасно, если ее порежут, как твою руку"( might want to put that foot away be awful if it were to be cut of like your arm)
Nat said with a fake smile and a sickly sweet voice that made everyone shiver in fear.
"Иисус Нат, успокойся, прости"(Jesus Nat calm down sorry)
Bucky laughed a bit after saying that but was also secretly scared of her not that he would ever admit that.
This was also the time Peter walked in and when he did he could feel the tension. When he looked around he saw the scared faces of the avengers as they looked at Nat and Bucky were facing each other.
"Umm what's going on"
Peter said confused.
Tony just grabbed his arm and sad in a hushed voice
"Shhh they started arguing in Russian we have no clue what's going on"
Peter just nodded his head with an amused smile as he already new Russian and when this happened he was the only one that knew these fights were stupid and funny to listen to.
"Это нормально, не делай этого снова, ты хочешь напугать их, Клинт разыграл меня, и я все еще злюсь"(it's ok don't do it again also do you wanna scare them Clint pranked me and I'm still mad)
Nat then started glaring at Clint who felt like dying cause if looks could kill he would be six feet under.
"Это нормально, не делай этого снова, ты хочешь напугать их, Клинт разыграл меня, и я все еще злюсь"(yeah ok Sam pissed me off this morning)
Bucky said now glaring at Sam.
The avengers were scared for themselves and now Clint and Sam but Peter was having a field day listening to this and nearly laughed but decided to speak. But not in English.
"Это нормально, не делай этого снова, ты хочешь напугать их, Клинт разыграл меня, и я все еще злюсь"(if only the others could understand you they wouldn't be pissing themselves)
After saying that everyone spun around to look at Peter in shock and through that shock Bucky said
"Пит, ты знаешь русский как"(Pete you know Russian how)
"мои родители были тайными агентами в Hydra, поэтому они подумали, что было бы лучше, если бы я знал, что гидра заберет меня, что случилось пару раз"(my parents were undercover at hydra so they thought it be best if I knew it in case hydra took me which happened a couple times)
Peter said rubbing the back of his head as the assassins looked at him in surprise then went back to glaring at Clint and Sam who thought they could get away but sadly not then Peter asked
"Эй, мама, паук, могу я взглянуть на Тони, он запер меня в моей лаборатории"(hey mama spider can I glare at Tony he locked me out my lab)
To which Nat replied still not looking away from Clint
"Эй, мама, паук, могу я взглянуть на Тони, он запер меня в моей лаборатории"(of course baby spider do you want to watch a movie later with me?)
Peter nodded before glaring at Tony who now looked like he wanted to die along with Clint and Sam.
Slowly the other avengers  backed out the room suddenly not hungry and when they made it to the door they all bolted it to there rooms staying there for the rest of the night.
The three terrified avengers then sprinted out the of the room and locked themselves in Tony's lab.
After everyone left the trio looked at each other before they burst out laughing and eat all the food that the others left behind.
From then on whenever they started talking Russian everyone instantly left the room and stayed away from them until the next day.










And done hope you liked this chapter bye my lovelies 👋

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