My characters either got into the crack again or they're on a sugar high again

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Just a bunch of incorrect quotes from tumblr filled in with my ocs. UwU

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Everyone is probably on crack rn OwO

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Delilah: hello yes I have heavy emotional baggage and I need someone to hug QwQ

Vlad, crashing through delilah's window: I'M COMING

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Tamami: Stop squirming!

Risotto: Stop poking me!

Tamami: All I'm doing is tailoring your suit like you asked me to

Risotto:

Tamami:

Risotto: stop poking me

Tamami: never mortal hehehe

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Hunter: Where is Riley?

Max: *Sighs* He drank 4 cups of coffee and now thinks the hummingbirds outside were talking crap about him

Riley: *chasing the poor hummingbirds outside the window* FIGHT ME I AM SOUND

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Harley: tamami is my best friend uwu. She'd never hurt me

Risotto:....

Harley:...

Risotto: tamami threw me out of the second floor window cause I was close to beating her at super smash brothers-

Harley: OwO my bestie is strong

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Shynah: this whole world is evil and everyone is going to hell

Risotto: nothing we do is important, we're all going to die meaningless deaths.

Tamami: would...would y'all like a hug?

Shynah, with a voice crack: everyone's going to hell but this pure angel

Risotto: everything she does is important

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Kidnapper: We have your child

Calypso: I...I don't have a child

Kidnapper: Well, who asked us for a chocolate milk and a grilled cheese sandwich with the crust cut off?

Calypso, sharing a horrified look with
Eiichi: Oh my goodness they have Leo

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Hestia: *says that she doesn't think she deserves a good boyfriend like Giovanni*

Giovanni: *hugs her with motivation, love, giant teddy bears, and chocolate*

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Kumika: I like people who are environmentally aware

Noa, pointing outside the window: that's a cloud

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Vlad: RAWR MURDER STABBY DEATH NOISES

Delilah: *exists*

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