Gone Crazy (Royce)

chapter 10

Chres pov.

" Aha chres that was soooo funny " jacob said with a whole bunch of sarcasm on his face

" so its not funny huh ?" I said crossing my arms

" I mean foreal that joke......then.... umm ok it was not funny it was crazy then true at the same time " jacob said with a straight face

Ok if your wondering what was the joke

5 min. Ago

" so what do Santa say to the fake girl walking by?" I said

" Merry Christmas ?" Jacob said

" HOE HOE HOE, YOUR NOT GETTING A DILDO IN YOUR STOCKING !" chres said busting out laughing

" omg that's so funny !" This time jacob was serious then he thought about it

Back to the real time.

" ok what ever " i said they was watching a Christmas movie and he just thought about it

" it was funny then I thought about, what if the how didn't want a dildo " Jacob said crossing his arms

" ......smartass " I said

" but you love this smart ass though " Jacob said laying on me

" yes I do " I said kissing Jacob

" ewwwww " we heard a harmony of ewwws coming from the twins

" hey you two !" Jacob said running toward them " how was y'all nap? "

" gwod " both of them said at the same time I love twins when they do that

" that's good would you two like breakfast? " jacob asked going to the kitchen

" yeah " they both said omg

" pancakes?" Holding up pancake mix

" shawped as stwars " both them said

" with butter and syrup?"

" ywes plwease " I love baby talk it kills me

" come right up " chef Jacob on the loose

" they up kayla! " I heard Craig say

" oh hey cc " Jacob said

" haha hey jj, wassup chres " Craig said

" wassup " I said watching the rest of the Christmas movie and its January wow

" I smell pancakes " Craig said going toward the kitchen

" Tina & Tania said they want st-(gco) "

" STAR SHAPED PANCAKES !!!" T & T said at the same time

" twins " Jacob, Craig ,and I said

And we all started to laugh

" so what's on the agenda today ?" I asked

" ray coming over to chill with us and chat and we have to plan for the thing " Jacob said giving the twins there pancakes

" YAY!! " they both said

Then kayla came down

" hey everyone " she said

" hey mommy " everybody said

Then everybody laughed

" wow I see you made t & t star shaped pancakes jacob " Kayla said

" how you jacob made them ?" Craig said

" me and jacob had a girl chat not to long ago, and he made some good pasta last night " she said hugging Jacob

" well that explain that " I said keeping my focus at the Christmas movie

" well any way I'm leaving in a few some of my family here I'm going to visit " Kayla said

" I forgot, ok see ya " Craig said giving her a kiss

Then she left

" that was ywummy in my twummy uncwle jacob " Tina said

" mhmmm I awm stwuffed " Tamia said

" so no seconds ??" Jacob said holding a plate of pancakes

0_0!! 0_0!!! " UNCWLE !! " they both said angry

" sorry I thought that wasn't enough " jacob said walking away

They all laughed

Later that day ............ ( to be continue )