*warning: we start off with some sexual innuendos already lmao. NOTHING TOO EXPLICIT BUT IT IS NOT EXACTLY 5 YEAR OLD FRIENDLY*
Kym has added "Will" to the chat
Kym has added "Lauren" to the chat
Lauren: What?
Will: Kym- A group chat? Really?
Lauren:^^^^
Kym: I thought it would be good considering boss is splitting us up for things lately. And because lauren always needs another person to tell her to go to bed.
Lauren: Excuse me-
Will: Dont even deny it.
Lauren: Eye-
Lauren: ...
Lauren: I will consider thinking about it.
Will: Lauren-
Kym: PROGRESS
Will: PROGRESS
Lauren: I'm no longer considering it.
Kym: D:
Kym: but laUrEN
Will: basket case-
Kym: I iMplORe you
Kym: CONSIDERRRRR
Lauren:and why would I do that....
Kym: I need not bring up the whole you oweing me for pretending to be your blind friend--
Lauren: I will consider it.
Will: Blind...friend?
Lauren: It is nothing. really.
Kym: So you remember how lauren was trying to go out on dates to "move on"
Will: ...no?
Lauren: Kym. Shut.
Kym: So anyways she was on this dreadful date with this MARRIED man.
Will: Oh dam i didnt know that was your type lauren-
Kym: And i happened to stroll by the cafe they were having lunch at-
Lauren: I will hit you over the head with a bat.
Kym: HEr face was so FunNy you should have seen it i stg
Lauren: Kym.
Will: No no. Continue.
Kym: She gave me "The Look"
Will: the...look.
Kym: the save me now i am dying this is so awful and awkward do whatever you have to to get me out look
Will: Was it that bad?
Lauren: HE literally was like "It is SO awful that i am so DREADFULLY SINGLE as a 28 year old"
Kym: anyways. I did what any sane person would do.
Will: and...you came in and saved lauren from the guy by saying she was needed at the precinct?
Kym: No tf why would I do that
Will: You said "sane"
Kym:So anyways
LAuren: stop now please i stg
Kym: I throw myself at the window and smush my face all over the glass
Will: you WHAT
Kym: as you do.
Lauren: ifkimwasblind.jpg
Kym: YOU TOOK A PHOTO
Kym: :0
Will: Dang she didnt lie about smushing her face against the glass.
Lauren: I told the guy my blind friend was struggling outside and that i must leave to help her. The end.
Kym: awe u suckk at storytelling lauren
Kym: boringggggg
Kym: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Will: no hold on
Will: Lauren owes you now kym right?
Kym: big time. Smushing my face against that window wasn't exactly pleasant thanks
Will: so... lauren
Will: Get rid of the debt to kym by thinking about sleeping for once tonight :)
Lauren: Coffee exists for a reason smh
Kym: mmm coffee
Will: Kym....we have talked about this.
Kym: i wan coffe
lauren: I would give you mine, but Then i mght actually waste time sleepping
Will: would that be so bad? look at your horiffic spelling
Lauren: Wht horrriffic speelingh
Kym: Yeha whot horifck speling
Will: How did you two even get jobs here????
Kym: NO idea
Lauren: Well if you recall correctly i was demoted
Will: ...
Kym: ...
Lauren: ...
Will: what does it mean if someone calls you a snacc
Lauren: Kym--
Will: cuz this drunk lady called me a snacc as i arrested her today
Kym: EYE-
Lauren: am i gonna tell him or are you kym--
Kym: WILL DID YOU gET HEr NUMBER
Will: I wasnt the one to take her mugshot photo kym
Lauren: lkjfakjadkl
Will: what?
Kym: She was trying to tell you that youre hot
Will: whAT
Lauren: if someone says ur a snacc, it means youre hot
Will: how does that even translate--
Lauren: LIke they would eat you up
Kym: a whole full course meal
Will: but cannibalism is bad?
Kym: AKDFHHdlkahfakljALfkdhfdlkf
Lauren: WILLLLL I CANT LMFAOOOO
Kym: woah u made lauren laugh
Will: Im so C o n f u s e d
Kym: LIke they would eat you up in BED
Will: CANNIBALISM IS BAD I DIDNT THINK THERE WAS A GOOD KIND
Kym: OMFGGGGGGG
Lauren: Will.
WIll: help me pls
Lauren: It is a way of saying they would have sex with you
Will: but-- people eat during sex?
Kym: ALFKSJJALD:ASLDJ
Lauren: inno alert
Kym: inno alert
Will: HEy-
Kym: Ok now will. Forget we said anything about anything. If someone calls you a snacc just take it as a complement.
Lauren: Will i dont even know what to say
Kym: TOo businessy smh
Will: Ok miss watermelon
Lauren: wHAt
Kym: HEY THAT WAS A GOOD WATERMELON I WANTED TO KEEEP IT SAFE >;(
Will: MMMhmmmmm SHORRRREEEE
Will has changed Nickname for Kym- watermelon
watermelon: EXCUSE ME?
watermelon has changed nickname for Will- inno alert
inno alert: hEY
Lauren: no lies
watermelon: HA HA.
watermelon: IVE GOT THE LIE DETECTOR ON MY SIDE >;(((((
inno alert: ;(
*Heyyyyy
new fanfic
for purplle hyacinth
if u have never read purple hyacinth, go rn. Inspired heavily by TCWAM
UH dunno if ima keep up wit LIes lies lies but maybe idfk
UH yee
thank to the crackhouse discord server for content
;)
-ghostly*
YOU ARE READING
Watermelons and sleep deprivation ft. Will( PURPLE HYACINTH)
Fanfictionthis is a purple hyacinth chatfic what do u expect Some not so family friendly content beware. it isn't THAT bad but it will have crackhead energy Heavily inspired by TCWAM
